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I know this is a stupid question but what is the maximum speed on an English motorway? Obviously you get things like a 50mph sign at road works but then when all is clear there is nothing. I've driven autobahns and outback Australia (NT) where there are (were) no actual speed limits but the motorways are as confusing as fuck.

Remember the time (and it wasn't that long ago) when it didn't matter who we were playing, you always knew there was a chance to take points from them. Now we might take a point seems a highlight.

We got there just after half-time, had to buy a second set of tickets and we're still waiting for the team to turn up! Can someone tell me when Gavin McCann because Franz Beckenbauer because our midfield made the cunt look as good as the kaiser?

Got tickets, missed the ferry, the only cunts I hate more than Seaways are the cunts that own and run our club!

They were protesting against the league over games being moved for TV. All pregame and for the first 20 minutes they refused to acknowledge the team and sang anti DSF, their sports channel, songs. It was amazing and made all the national papers.

It's all one person's fault, fuck that's a big call. He's painful in his ability not to play but to blame him on Leed's downfall is frankly laughable. Oh wait it's John Carew's fault Villa aren't going to win the champions league next season, isn't it?

Not that it fucking matters because there is a boycott on all things not ticket related! Oh and Dr they are 70 quid for the Man U game! Hope your as vocal with your bed sheet on Sunday at the doors to Shearers. At least I'm honest about my position opposed to being the hired lacky.

Not that it fucking matters because there is a boycott on all things not ticket related! Oh and Dr they are 70 quid for the Man U game!

How little you know.

Freddy's fatter, Ashley's a bigger cunt.

Had a really nice Pinot I got in Fenwick's in the Toon that was Tasmanian. Tigress I think it was called. Alex, Tigress isn't bad but the stuff from Providence is in a whole other league. The Thalys is currently being kind enough to serve me Touraine Gamay which isn't to bad.

Obviously considerably lower than anything coming from mars. OoooooooooooooWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwow!

I miss booby

Shame in some ways as Viduka wants to go to South Africa with Australia next world cup which means he has to find form and fitness. His best season in England arguably was the season leading up to 2006 Germany. Oh well, they've shown they know what they are doing time and time again, so they probably know best! edit: By the way he'd be worth a pay as you play deal.

By muscles I actually don't mean the guy with the vegemite sandwich, I meant mussels!

Restaurants, bars, museums, dirty ho's? Obviously it's all muscles and chimay but where?

No. Once they start the process (be it pad & pen or electronic) the fine is served. Makes no difference if you speed off before they slap it on the screen. I could understand if they were taking photies of Ketsbaia's car if it was still parked up, but a pic of it driving off up the road doesn't prove anything does it? You weren't in mackemland were you? Pretty sure they've been investigated for sharp practice by their parking attendants recently. I was in Sunderland actually. I'll have a look into it if anything lands on my door mat over the next couple of days. It was fairly bizarre as they were no where near my motor and just seemed to get snap happy as I was pulling out of the side street, so it's not as if I drove off mid-ticket. If it was parked illegally (which it wasn't ) then surely they'd have just slapped a ticket on my windscreen, no? Expect a fine in the next fortnight then, they've more than likely cooked up some bullshit story that you drove away as they were issuing the ticket. Fantastic. If I see the same duo tomorrow I may stop them and have a chat. Take your camera.

No Jimbo, that was just because they needed proof how big a wanker you need to be to drive a Voyager I was in my Mrs' Fiesta at the time but I did make them laugh when I offered to drape myself seductively over the bonnet of the car whilst they took the shot. Probably give Lowestoft panel beaters a hard on like, but neebody else. They did politely decline my offer. Obviously your reputation of excessive jizz is well publicised in Lowestoft. Your missus been talking again??? Well they did instruct me to pull off on the side of the road...... No wonder they were taking pics, you're on the registrar with manc-mag now!

All you need is a barmaid with perfect symetrical breasts and you'd be in heaven wouldn't you sammy boy? Can't believe I'm still taking flack for this tbh-you'd have them like a penny farthing I suppose you filthy mongrel?! Big, small, round, flat, pierced I don't care as long as they don't mind me playing with them. But I'm not stupid enough to need a calculator, weight displacement tank and set of protractors before I get my grubby hands on them.

Yep but my chinese is a bit average See pm.

He can't know that many people as he couldn't even get me St Pauli tickets! So Parky know any kino owners in Hamburg? I know the bloke who owns the Metropolis round the corner from me. The bar is run by an English lady. Well get me a screening for my movie twat!!! Or at least tell him to answer my emails. PM me the details rasta. I've got a script outline to deliver to the Hamburg film fund by April. Ain't written one sodding line yet. Just hand them a sheet of paper with four names on it: Doug Jim Alice Stevie And tell them it's a Dogma95 film about the bizarre love triangle of Doug, Jim and conjoin twins Alice/Stevie! edit: pm on it's way

He can't know that many people as he couldn't even get me St Pauli tickets! So Parky know any kino owners in Hamburg? I know the bloke who owns the Metropolis round the corner from me. The bar is run by an English lady. Well get me a screening for my movie twat!!! Or at least tell him to answer my emails.

All you need is a barmaid with perfect symetrical breasts and you'd be in heaven wouldn't you sammy boy?

No Fosters was shit for years before they started brewing it in Ingerlund. They even brew Fosters EXPORT here now ffs. Well you don't think we make that shit in Australia!

No Jimbo, that was just because they needed proof how big a wanker you need to be to drive a Voyager I was in my Mrs' Fiesta at the time but I did make them laugh when I offered to drape myself seductively over the bonnet of the car whilst they took the shot. Probably give Lowestoft panel beaters a hard on like, but neebody else. They did politely decline my offer. Obviously your reputation of excessive jizz is well publicised in Lowestoft. Your missus been talking again???