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toplass use to always mention she was up for watching a button being flicked as much as a good knobbing. mind you so did ellie, so take your lick - either it's pud's fault. edit: it should read, take your pick - freudian pettycoat maybe.

I really don't think there is anything wrong with fatty. Inside word is he is/was injured but has been told not to bother rushing back because he's not wanted.

So now we've got the white Shola and the white Bramble, fuck me, why can't we end up with the black Shearer, the yellow Rob Lee and the purple Nobby!???

the besnard lakes - are the dark horse

It's a marathon not a sprint.

Fucking hell, after that display if it's not Ashley's intent to get the club relegated I'll be surprised! Kinear is shit. When your only team talk is to tear them a new arse, it's not much good when you're 2-0 up. Both Martins and Jonas were still running hard when they were subbed whilst there were others on the pitch that looked dead on their feet. Why the fuck bring on the white donkey when Charlie is on the bench, actually what has Charlie done to be left sitting there for the last two games? Yeah he can waste things but he also opens up the opposition at times. N'Zogbia and Bassong to add some creativity and to tighten things up with maybe Ron for Barton (who had a great game but did look like a man who hasn't played a lot of football recently) and at 60 minute not the SBR 75th minute try your luck sub rule. Also I don't get all the praise for Duff. He made one or two runs that actually resulted in a decent cross or pass but watch their goal again and it all starts with him running down a blind alley once more. I think it was Beye who was open and an easy pass on the right of him but what does Duffer do, runs inside into traffic, two passes and it's in the back of the net - fuck off. It's good to get three points but against a team that can actually play we're fucked with this twat in charge.

Pud, it sounds like it could be a driver issue with either your sound card or possibly the tuner. If you go to start > control panel > system > hardware (tab) > device manager > sound, video and game controllers. Then expand that, check to make sure everything is fine - so no yellow icons with device unknown next to them. If that is fine just right click on each icon under the sound, video and game controller > update driver and follow the hardware update wizard prompts. If you've got a yellow unknown device then things become a little more complicated as you will have to find the driver yourself - the easiest way is just to google for the specs of your system and then a search for drivers or if it's a factory box, try their downloads and updates page on their site.

Yeah i saw that but im not sure how it links nusc and savenewcastle. Although a comma after, Whilst we are sure that their intentions are genuine, would have helped. I think the and in savenewcastle.com and Newcastle Fans United, leads us to the fact they are linked. Did you have a read of www.savenewcastle.co.uk? Caribbean businessmen!!!!!! Bringing the calypso back to SJP

Laz, if you scroll down this page, that you posted, you'll find:

For all those calling to forget protesting, to show support for Ashley please read and absorb the above two quotes, They scare the b-jesus out of me as to how far Ashley and co are willing to run the club into the ground.

Is it less like gemmill if I have the excuse we just moved and have taken delivery of our new fuck off CD cabinet? Made out of tassie oak, 1450mm x 1000mm x 400mm! Also can I just alphabetise by the first letter or does it have to be to the letter? What a sad bastard, not only do you put your cd's in alphabetical order you're now giving us the dimensions of your cd cabinet, get a fucking life laddie. I tried to get an allotment but unfortunately I wasn't a sad enough bastard, oh well, I wish I was you you pathetic dwarf. Touched a nerve have I? My allotment is 30' x 70' and the sweetcorn this year were lovely, you fucking wanker Bet you're a right good fuck, Mr Logic. Not at all wacky you cock sucking midget. Any conversation with you is a joy and enlightening. Our backyard is about that size, sweetcorn you say? Obviously being a gnome means you have a green thumb but is it hard to grow?

What the feck is Meenzer doing in that clip? Mincing between two girls It's like fast food eurovision

Is it less like gemmill if I have the excuse we just moved and have taken delivery of our new fuck off CD cabinet? Made out of tassie oak, 1450mm x 1000mm x 400mm! Also can I just alphabetise by the first letter or does it have to be to the letter? What a sad bastard, not only do you put your cd's in alphabetical order you're now giving us the dimensions of your cd cabinet, get a fucking life laddie. I tried to get an allotment but unfortunately I wasn't a sad enough bastard, oh well, I wish I was you you pathetic dwarf.

Oi, Pud, do you want the money or not? Where's the join now! page?

It appears I plan on being the worst joke telling, most obnoxious cunt I can be. Oh and I've got to work but unlike Jimbo I don't get to leave the house to do it. And it's already been a long week.

What the feck is Meenzer doing in that clip?

Tube driver? road sweeper ? Most likely sewerage worker with the shit he posts on here.

Because the world is full of idiots such as yourself. It's like Maddox has signed up. Were you always this bitter? Yep, that would be it. Or maybe you could go pretend to be a film maker, again.

wasn't that sung by the cardigans? one of the worst gags ever. You obviously don't know the name of one of their songs then do you? i wouldn't of commented if i didn't understand the joke. they have a song called erase & rewind. you played on that song name. it sucked. i get it. Good, glad to be reviewed by an expert, thanks.

Because the world is full of idiots such as yourself.

Dam you bastids all to hell! I'm up to B and I've gone all "proper" english alphabetising. It's like a library

Please go write the theme song for the NUSC.

Put it this way. If you walked into one of those places that used to be called a record shop, where would find The Beatles, under 'T' or under 'B'? I thought he meant lumping all 'B' acts together then not breaking them down by second letter, third letter, etc.? Of course I do!!!!!!!!!!!!! God how anal are you lot, especially you Martin. So all the abba go together, then all the age of chance, then all the adorable, etc, etc. By the way Alex, you didn't swear at martin! I was only joking. Crack open another Chimay man Sorry man, I'm a bit tetchy, it's all this sorting my CDs aphabetically! And I've only got a gulden draak left! And the bloody indian won't answer their phone so we can order a take away and and and.

Put it this way. If you walked into one of those places that used to be called a record shop, where would find The Beatles, under 'T' or under 'B'? I thought he meant lumping all 'B' acts together then not breaking them down by second letter, third letter, etc.? Of course I do!!!!!!!!!!!!! God how anal are you lot, especially you Martin. So all the abba go together, then all the age of chance, then all the adorable, etc, etc. By the way Alex, you didn't swear at martin!

Fook off stevie, where's Pedro? Can't you fucking read? I thought you'd have Gary McAllister in like Stevie btw. obviously not. Mind you I only think of dogleash as a manager and Pedro to non toon supporters is remembered for his time at Liverpool.