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And I doubt it was his wedge that paid for it!

I know full well that VB is fucking shit. But finding it in a Tesco meant I had to buy it. I can't drink more than one because the second one tastes like arse, but that first one just tastes like home. So what, you're saying Melbourne is only one beer away from being arse? Another Gouden Carolus and a 2nd Chimay rouge.

It's Labour day here and Newcastle are 2-1 against Wellington, so it's time for Chimay rouge.

Hey Jono, how's the roofing business going?

I think they're missing Carsley, he held them together in midfield. Thought Colo and Guthrie were outstanding today, enjoyed it even though I was in the Everton end. I was sat in the Upper Gwladys, about as far away from the Toon fans as it is possible to get, but we easily out-sang them. It was deathly quiet from their lot until the last few minutes. The mate of mine who is a toffees fan has been saying this since it was announced Carsley was being allowed to leave. For me, the first half only Guthrie and Owen looked like they were working, the rest trudged about until that last couple of minutes when Taylor scored. On Taylor, you can attribute both our goals to him but you can also aim blame at him for both their goals as they opened us up like a cheap hooker down the right. The way he leaves his man is shocking and there was a point in the second half where Colo has moved out to the RB position to cover and you can see Taylor standing in the centre not marking anyone as if he's a sweeper, not even a CB. But then when he gets a head of steam like that run down the right for the second goal he's an asset and you think hold on he could be a gem for us. Personally I though Zog had a quiet first half but when he seemed to have more of a free role in the second stepped up a gear and looked like the player we all know he can be - I just wish he was a little smarter in his game. Watching Guthrie it's obvious we've missed him the last couple of weeks and Butt needs to be replaced asap, he's just off the pace. I'd rather have Geremi on the pitch than Butt at the moment (tin hat on). The change the jimbo called for at half time of Butt off, Xisco on, with N'Zogbia going into the centre and Duff out to the left would have been good to see. I don't rate Xisco but we just can't keep persisting with Ameobi. I don't think fookin Kinnear rates any of our foreigners but that's no excuse to play donkey. Oh and the Enrique substitution, wtf? Especially at that moment and we were being raped constantly down the right by Baines. All in all a great result when you consider a week ago, two goals down would have spelt the end of the match for us.

Fucking hell England's in trouble. They can't make a save between the three of them at the moment.

You can take the boy out of Melbourne but you just can't help the poor cunt's shit taste in beer!

Whilst it not being the context of your thread, i had to bring this one up... You are kidding me aren't you? What about the world-class save from Leon Osment's shot? oh yeah well, other than that. we had chances to win the game, they had one effort from outside the box that tested shay. i couldn't believe that effort n'zogbia's effort after ameobi's mazy run in the box didn't go in ...still a good result though, and a performance which was needed. fair play fat joe. Fucking hell do you actually watch our matches? Ameobi's mazy run, where he trips over the ball, drags it forward with his right leg, tries to shoot with his left only it's so bad it ends up being a spinning pass to N'Zogbia, that's mazy run? On the TV coverage here yesterday Mark Bosnich was one of the pundits and interestingly enough when quizzed about what his good mate Mark Viduka thinks about this, he said he's had a conversation or two with the fat lad but he's unable to talk about it, except the feeling amoung the players is Kinnear's main job is to deflect the media coverage away from his bosses. Also during a discussion about if KK bares any responsibility for the current situation by walking when he did, Bosnich alluded to the fact some other things happened at the club that Keegler's not allowed to disclose. Lastly it appears Viduka's in Australia on the "notion" he's having treatment on his achillies but reading between the lines don't be surprised if he doesn't play for us again! Especially while the current board are in charge!

I'm amazed it's taken him this long, after hang out with crepe like Dyer for years.

Did you get it for Martin and the fish's next big day oot? Actually don't worry about it as martin's not into cunt and Dave's all a bit too sexually ambiguous.

Did you get it for Martin and the fish's next big day oot?

We're just here to help Jill, here to help

How shit is he? One easy lobbed in cross and one save any top level keeper will make and Wist Ham are two nil down! Cunts, why couldn't they have played like this against us? Oh yeah, you have to have shot at goal for Green to drop it.

Seeing we're already on hard luck street, let's hope it's not into death row!

Tom, I've just finished watching the voodoo episode of Wire in the blood, so the Les Paul it is! And hopefully it won't be an anchor around your neck. Water, all this flemish bier will mean I'm fucked before the match opposed to during.

It's my blue bin-dipper mate's birthday and for some reason he's not confident!

gulden draak it is!

Oh and Jill don't piss about woman, knock the top off that strongbow and get it down your neck! We're away at Everton, the day's not going to get any better!

I think it's time for a second Carolus or should I open that Gouden Draak? Raggi, in an effort to bring your spirit to the the Supergrass gig on Friday night I drank, according to the lass, about 10 cans of Slate and cola premix. Have you tried this shite? Stick with JD I say!

Did someone just fart?

I've got a bottle of Gouden Carolus evaporating down my throat at the moment

Blogging probably isn't for you then. Don't worry... I'll do my best That's what Wise said

Because they want to cast iy in AB- to truely reflect his uniqueness* * I made this up purely because of: a. the situation. b. wykikitoon's silly question - there is no price on art except that which the buyer is willing to pay. dumb isn't it?

Everyone Always asks me I might going put a topic preview on so pointless wind up threads can be avoided. And if he persists, let's just sing the Sol Campbell song at the twat because it's just banter. FYP

I found it amazing how we kept on losing out on players like Parker and Duff to you lot due to the massive wages you offered. That prompted my interest. Perfectly valid imo. Bullshit, you were just hoping Jena's mobile number was printed in there by mistake.