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I've never caused a car to slam on their brakes! Riding through the city, you want to lane filter (it's legal hear at speeds under 30km), because and you might understand this once I've explained it - the safest place for a motorcycle in traffic, is to be moving. Cunts in cars just don't seem to see bikes, usually because they are texting, applying make-up and fiddling with their knobs and that's just the male Audi drivers!

There's a code?

Fuck no Rents, mine is noisy as fuck but there is an actual reason for that. BECAUSE YOU CUNTS IN CARS CANNOT HEAR US AND KEEP TRYING TO MOVE INTO THE LANE I'M ALREADY IN! If it was quiet, I'd be squashed dead like a bug on the Harbour Bridge everyday and then you still get stupid car driving cunts trying to turn into you.

Strawb, you promised you were going to PM me that brand of leather cleaner you said was great for white stains on chaps, did you forget? Mate? TBF I rarely get the leather on and go for rides in the country but I do use it to travel everywhere, rain hail or burning rock shine

Five shots in and looks like I'm on my second go, thundercunts!

Hopefully the run is finished, 10 days of shitefight is enough for anyone. The world does with is what it likes, fuck all we can do most days

Truck drivers are generally a but more switched on but I think that is more to do with they don't want be wasting time filling in the paperwork after they've run you down.

TBF as a motorcyclist all you car and truck drivers are dangerous cunts.

Surely bet365 know someone for us?

The Stranglers are way to interesting for Palace.

MG v Ford Focus, what battle of cool! Does the UK get the new Chinese MGs? What a pos.

Oi, @Dazzler we like our cunts around here, even mega cunts are welcome but it’s a mackem’s way to follow a young lass around trying to get a bite. Okay?

You're just upset one of your favourite songs of all time is an eagles classic and not in a yacht rock way you little wiener. Adam P knows.

The international break, well thank fuck that's over, we all know we'd rather see our Mags win a throw-in. Last year I played football with a Palace fan, he never passed the ball and was a miserable cunt. Plus Pardew is one of their heroes, the BIG ASHLEY ARSE LICKING CUNT! Mad Dog to fire the Geordie Boys up and tear Palace's lot a new one. In Eddie we trust, onwards and upwards.

@LongTimeAdmirer, just walk away, walk the fuck, away!

Scotty, have you ever seen how Steve Albini wears a guitar? He uses a strap around his waist. Might work for you instead of over the shoulder. This a crap interview but he explains how to do it.

I didn't know Middle Earth had a team? They classified as North or South Hemisphere?

Thanks I, @Blastronaut, really don't want to lose her but it's the contract we enter into with pets. She's 14 (Scottie's normally only live to 12 so we have been lucky) and has a tumour on her liver but as long she's not in pain and still able, she has the run of the house. And being Scottish, as you can imagine, she can be a right stubborn one. She's unfussed about music and is happy to listen to most things, although her brother who we lost two years ago, I swear he was an old jazz muso reincarnated and fucking hated anything with feedback, which is a lot of my taste.

Not happy about references to Joy Division or Happy Mondays, he'd be going spare at the current match thread titles then. I didn't mind old Steve when he wasn't on a rant, he posted some good stuff, unfortunately undone by all the other things. I just hope he's not wound up by the owners and just enjoying the best football we've seen since SBR.

And probably the cheapest of the many she has around the house! She only has months, possibly weeks left on this mortal coil, so she can lie/sleep anywhere she likes.

Yeah it's nice, thanks Tom. That chair! That chair is great for listening to music but it's no longer my chair. This little gorgeous one has claimed it as her's, hence PL's shirt aka her mat, on the chair.

Arnie, who is one of the worst coaches in the history of the game, up there with the Baconator, even looked fucked off at the end of the game that Australia hadn't got something from that.

So to recap: Fruit arse IPAs can get to fuck, ya cunts! And the world cried amen to that.

It would be short but knowing the 65'ers they'd take it upon themselves to create either poetry in code or amazing schematics of how music falls from the air in different climates in various moon cycles.