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It's on Bein Sport here in Australia for those of you who live on this burning rock and you can get a week's free trial!

Don't know what possessed me seeing I've got three guitars to finish building but I just bought a Japanese made Jazzcaster/Telemaster, depending on who you ask what they are called. Lunacy!

It is but Longy and Bruno need to stop going down like a house of cards anytime they are near the penalty box. Longstaff would have scored (or at least put it into row z) if he had of put his foot through that early chance against Sheffield United.

Nah, Spud shat all over himself. Fucker’s hung like Gemmill wishes he was!

Rents, you know if I pissed my pants over this like others have, we'd never hear the end of it. As I said, put your best team out and worry about the other shite later.

Started slow again, need to sort that out but things looked much improved. As others have asked was it the team's play or were Sheffield United really bad? Last season whenever we steam rolled a team, the media and opposition fans claimed our opponents had an off day but that was utter bollocks. So far this season, with the exception of the Villa game, we've not been at our best, so hopefully it wasn't just a case of a terrible opposition. Lastly, that first five or ten minutes when we reverted to a back 3, didn't look good - like the start of the game, they need to switch on quicker.

Start with your best team I say and worry about the rest later. Continue the form, let the bed wetter stink of piss, the spreadsheet boy excel, the G-Dog help the P-Dog with his white wee wee and in Eddie we trust, onwards and upwards.

Hold up, Bruno would still have to agree and want to go. Real, yeah we know that’s a definite, Citeh would be a maybe, he’d not be the main man like here & Pool I reckon he wouldn’t want to go too. Bruno’s a smart lad, he can see who is on the decline and who is on the up.

Too busy listening to Talksport?

Yes, it's black humour and not to be taken seriously. If you want Australian Sopranos try and find any of the Underbelly programs/series. Usually badly written/acted and full of breastage in the hope you don't notice how bad they are.

Wasn't Lou, the unicyclist, Welsh???

LOL And yes of course, don't you listen to Curious Creatures?

Doesn't everyone? Turns out Sheffield is more a John Denver sort of place.

Back to winning ways, Gemmill to complain about the B-team and a host of you to piss your pants some more. In Eddie we trust, onwards and upwards.

The problem with stupidity, is it is like when you die, you don't know, only the people around you suffer.

Unless he glued it on, there is no way Gemmill's hook could handle that much hat!

I doubt there is a GIF that could have said all that but I'm looking forward to you trying?

Who needs a camera when you're busy playing snake!

P-Dog isn’t ginger enough to be G-Dog!

You ever noticed that no one ever complains about the Blades being Saudi owned, why is that? And you weren’t scolded, you were chastised! TBH we here all look forward to the day we can be blasé about the league cup but when your last domestic cup win was 1955 and league title 1927, we’d be happy to win a paper cup let alone silverware!

I thought these were fight bots???

For starters, fuck off with that shite, it's a cup and most would give their left bollock for Newcastle to win a cup. Regardless the match is a whole 8 days away and there are too many pants pissers on this forum to allow anyone to start the match thread until after the Sheffield United game. That said it's better than the final years of Ashley were most match threads didn't happen until five minutes before KO.

Two things, Victory fans are renown for being absolute cunts (they have a history of brawls, pitch invasions and at the time were already on a good behaviour bond) and earlier that week the A-League association had announced they had signed a deal with Stadium Australia, in Sydney, to host the grand final for the next three seasons and, of course, regardless of the teams playing in it, so the Victory fans decided they weren't happy. A bit of background, since the leagues inception, the GF has been held at the home ground of the highest place team that makes the final and with Victory having a successful history, they had held it a number of times over the years - not that their recent history would point to that. But the association had recently lost millions from their TV revenue because there was a clause in the contract that included a "bonus" payment if a certain number of subscribers signed up (online broadcaster) and the association being the idiots they are thought it was a given but lo and behold, they didn't make the number, so they found a solution that no one agreed with. To the actual incident - the Victory fans had made a big fuss about protesting that game, turning their backs, etc. Then one of their idiot fans threw a flare at the City keeper, he decided to return it back to where it came, next thing you know, the cunts jump the fence, rushed him, some cunt picked up the sand bucket, where flares are meant to be extinguished, and starts laying into the keeper with it. A bunch were arrested, some have actually fled the country. The conspiracy theorist in me, thinks there is more to it - this was just weeks after Australia had had a successful World Cup and football always has a huge boost here after we do well in a WC but there is a lot of hate for the local national league from the other football codes, rugby league and aussie rules, and because that's where the money in sport is, in this country, they fear losing it. Rugby League matches currently are at an all time low for attendance and TBH, only Victoria and the weirdo states of SA and WA care about aerial ping pong. Football is the most played game here but it's professional competition has never cracked it - the other have a lot to lose.