WubbleUC

Ghent in Belgium.

Inter, thanks to thier fans being one of the most sizeable bunch of fucking cowardly bastards I've ever met.

Fucking quality!

Vic the prick, without a doubt.

All you need is a location and your Car Cluedo guess is complete! On the Esso forecourt. Easy! It was the Morrisons one at Preston Grange. Can we not play Game Of Life instead? I'm shite at Cluedo. Game of life, jesus christ. I can still remember the telly advert for that!

All you need is a location and your Car Cluedo guess is complete! On the Esso forecourt. Easy! It was the Morrisons one at Preston Grange.

All you need is a location and your Car Cluedo guess is complete!

..but don't try doing all 3 at the same time to speed the process up. It wont work.

It's good fun here tbh. Given me a load of road sense and made learning to drive a car a lot less daunting. Excellent in the summer for zipping around, or having a browse at the ladies along the various coastlines.. Obviously it's fucking shite in the winter when it's freezing cold, though. Or when it's fucking pissing it down and the roads a bit slippy. I fell off a few weeks ago, in the rain, after having almost made a year without doing so. I leaned over a bit too far on a corner and came off. I was only doing 25, but I still slid along the road. Had a massive coat on, so my top half was unscathed, but my jeans ripped isntantly and my knee was a bit of a state!

According to this, NE65 is Morpeth aswell. Normally just Monkseaton - Heaton for me. 10-15 mins by road on a normal morning, little bit quicker if the coat road isnt busy. If for some reason I have to get the metro though, fucking ages.

Fair play to the bloater in this instance, like.

If you don't like Gateshead, go and watch our reserves play Liverpool theneet instead. Also free if you've got an ST.

Fucking get in, they've fucked that up spectacularly!

Just showed me the whole thing like..

I've just claimed £809 back off HSBC on Tuesday, like. Chuffed.

Reading on a Monday night!? What a bunch of melon farmers! I'm glad I didn't book my weekend stop in London this afternoon, as I had planned. Glad they didnt move Sheff Utd 'n aal, just booked me train! Kick off changes don't bother me usually, but when they give you all of a few weeks notice, it's shady as fuck. Bastards.

Glenn Roeder's, black and white army tbh.

It was 'Check for Bees.' last time I heard it. But I'll take this Squirrel craic, like.

Mine were: 'Strong Enough for a Man, Made for a WubbleUC.' 'Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Luke.' If I'm honest the first Luke one was 'Luke, the Other White Meat.'

Same, it would cost £7 to get it done down the road aswell. Fuck that.

Kiev was a bit the same. The police are (possibly now were, as this was 2002 and things are improving) bent as fuck. We were warned by the bloke in the hotel that if we intended to get rat arsed after the match, we'd more than likely get pulled on the way home, and unless 'cash exchanged hands' we'd not be going back to the hotel. We were lucky, but it happened to a couple of the lads in our hotel. The bloke was keen to stress this would happen weather it was a football visit or not, aswell. They didn't up the prices mind, it was working out at about 25-50p a bottle for lager, and it was canny stuff aswell. It was superb to visit a place like Kiev, mind. A real eye opener. Bollocks would I be picking it for a night out though!

What you shooting at like!? You're the one who'll end up picking the bullets out of my cheeks.

Two blokes arrested in the Town last night. One for drinking battery acid, the other for eating fireworks. Charged one, let the other one off.

Derranged Gibbon spoon pylon tbh.

I now have visions of posh housewives on adverts doing crucifixion poses while a cheesy "I feel like Jesus tonight, Jesus tonight!" jingle informs us of the new and easy way to casserole a messiah. Now that's insanity.