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I don't want to sound like 'thenorthumbrian' here, but.. Her comments on Northerners could almost be classed as racism, the fucking horrible bitch! kick her in the clout !!! Fuck that me dear, I'd rather keep me foot!

I don't want to sound like 'thenorthumbrian' here, but.. Her comments on Northerners could almost be classed as racism, the fucking horrible bitch! She's the kind of person that when they have a relative that dies, everyone goes 'ah for fucks sake man, we dont have to be sympathetic and nice to that twat do we?'

He did get one suggestion in between all the flying handbags.

I'm not sure you can sit outside of it, but there was a canny Wetherspoons not far from the train station called 'the bankers draft' that we went to when we played Sheff Utd. Seemed canny enough to me if yer just after a couple of pints like. I'm nee expert though, there'll be better about..

Keegan runs some sort of coaching thing in Glasgow. He'd never come back anyway, and I wouldn't want him to either. There's been some fucking ridiculous texts on SSN aswell, some bloke was doing really well, he called for Shephers heed, and said nowt would get better till he left, then, fucked it all up and said.. 'Big Sam with Rob Lee & Shearer as his assistants.' It's been widely reported in the past that Sam & Shearer don't see eye to eye. Where do people dream these combinations up!?

Happy Birthday mate!

Linford Christie walks into a top class Golf Club, hoping to book a weekend stay. As he approaches the front desk, he notices the receptionist is getting a bit nervous. Just before he opens his mouth to speak, the receptionist says 'Look, sir, before you say anything, I'm really sorry, but we don't allow black people onto our course, there is another one 10 minutes down the road that will accomodate you though.' Linford says 'But, don't you know who I am!? I'm Linford fucking Christie!' Bloke says, 'Alright then, so it's 3 minutes down the road. Fuck off!'

Hope he laid on some commentary...."And it's Maori Venture! Maori Venture's gonna win the National by a length!" Judging by her thunder thighs, it must have sounded like a trackside mic at the Grand National aswell! Agreed about that Adam lad mind. A naa he isn't the sharpest tool in the shed, but there's nee need for the way they've been.

'Pop a cap in mah ju-gyo-lah, muh-fukka!'

Whitley Bay won the league yesterday.

If it was a poll of the most despicable egos around she'd be in the top 3 every year. Knock ye back like?

Aye, in a 'oh shit, they're onto me..' type fashion.

Aye, it's true. A few years ago me and me fatha stopped in Cologne for the Leverkusen game, and we got a mint deal on flights if we went via the Dam. Obviously the second plane from Schipol to Cologne was tiny. There was only 3 of us on it. When we got on, they sat me and the front, took me fatha away, and sat him at the back, and sat this Dutch bloke in the middle. I was fairly pissed, and I thought they were taking us hostage and keeping us apart in case we tried to fuck off. Got personal service of a lovely blonde German air hostess, though, with what must have been an under regualtion skirt on.

Young lass goes to the barbers with her dad, and stands near the chair, eating a cake while her dad gets his heed sharpened. The Barber smiles at her and says 'You'll get hair on your muffin, mind!' She says 'I know, I'll grow tits aswell, you dirty old bastard!'

This.

Are you bastards going out in Manchester without me AGAIN? I think she's onto us lads..

Didsbury. Courtesy of Manc-Mag tours and GregNUFC accommodation.

If I ever did break away from NUFC, which is highly doubtful, I'd offer my support to Whitley Bay tbh.

OMFG I post sardonic commentary on an internet message board disparaging someone else... I'm so edgy tbh You're such a whiny little bitch, Fishy. Just like all my critics, really. The hypocrisy of this statement has nearly given me a stroke.

I did that a while ago and wondered what the fuck I did. Then I realised pressing Alt Gr + a direction flips my screen. Try it.

I think the Rock Climber one was actually against an RS4. Mint car.

They shouldnt let them. They should give them an abolutely fucking bullshit allocation, and see how the fuckers like that. Chelsea really fuck me off when it comes to stuff like this. Having a moan about travelling to Manchester from London is bad on any day, but after this weekends events and the shit some of our lot went to getting to Portsmouth (Shameless plug of my article here) only to see the drivvel we did it's got to me even more. Those horrible bastards don't have a clue how lucky they are. Kent - London for the final will be a hell of a hike, but they'll pull through I'm sure.

What a name!

I wouldnt mind Spurs at all if the majority of thier fans weren't wankers.