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Thats fucking class! A man is talking to his wife in thier conservatory one afternoon. He turns to her, ans says, 'Dear, say something that will make me happy, but sad at the same time. You know?' She says 'Certainly dear. Your cock is a good few inches bigger than your brothers.'

Aye, I like that aswell. Probably just as dangerous as the other 2 I like though!

Paint, and roofing tar.

Aye, he's a well known bloke. He's got a brother aswell I think, who is also well known.

Comparing catmag to dogs...... Oops

It's class man. I used to torment me Fatha's Dergs by pretendong I was going to take them for a walk, by going 'howay you two, shall we go for a W..W...W....Waaaa...' and they used to tilt thier heads in furious expectation of the word. It was class, you could make them dance and everything. Anyway, Cath is much the same, if you stand in front of her and go 'Cath, do you reckon that bloke over there is a C...C....CUUU..' She tilts her head and glares at you, just waiting for the full word. I'm in trouble now like.

What tier are you in tomorrow mate? Barcelona is great, but the times I've been it's always fucking rained. Not sure yet mate-tks are through but I didnt check the tier. What time you getting in? I've got me nephew and missus in tow for the match but will be freed up afterwards if you're stopping in town? Right, give me 5 minutes, I'll send you a PM.

What tier are you in tomorrow mate? Barcelona is great, but the times I've been it's always fucking rained.

One of them rich little arseholes on your flight has been spending his clown pocket money..

Sorry to shit in your dinner Bob, but that needs a NSFW warning that man! sorry It's alreet, it wasn't for my sake, I was working at home. I probably had an unblurred version open in the background tbh..

Trying to bury the lass before she finds oot what you've been up to, eh?

Shame the fucker didn't put it further up. That way, he would have exploded all over his mates, and the hospital staff could have dealt with a more serious case, instead of yarking burnt skin off the inside of this daft twats hoop.

I did the same. Nearly fell off me chair.

He made the journey home last night a lot fucking easier. Apology accepted. Don't see why it should be dwelled upon.

Sorry to shit in your dinner Bob, but that needs a NSFW warning that man!

It's a vicious circle to be honest. Anyone who tries to copy this will definitely be flushed out.

Nah, just saw him lurking and thought I'd find out why he isn't speaking to me.

Have you got my PM? I cannit tell weather the bastards are sending or not?

Ahaa. Cheers lads. Should have seen the queue down Coach Lane!

Does anyone know why the road in Benton/Four Lane Ends, with the Black Bull/Benton Ale House was shut today? It was just from the roundabout to the Coach Lane turn off I think, but it was blocked by a panda car at either end. Was there when I went past at about half one, and still there when I left work at 6.

Did anyone catch the end of this the other night? It might have already been mentioned like, so sorry if it has, but.. Just before the end they had a bit of an awkward interview with a bloke from British Gas. As the programme ended, the mics were still on, and the lass turned to the bloke, and in relation to the interview said 'Always a hairy one, that.' The bloke replied 'What's a hairy one?' to which the lass responed 'Yours!' After a brief silence you just heard the bloke fading away saying 'Are we still on!?' I bet some grannies accross the country went mental.

yes, yes it is and as for the CRT, aye all this swanky living means I cant even afford a proper biscuit barrel never mind a TFT Did you sell the side and top panels for biccie money aswell?

Bagsie not kipping under that next weekend!

Never thought of it that way, but that's actually a canny point.

All the best shortarse!