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Thats wor Luke (Wubble UC) marra! Let him know I got my flag back in the end. So did I mate, the theiving, grumpy bastards!

Thats wor Luke (Wubble UC) marra! Don't listen to this bloke Pavels Travels, he's an internet cafe leech, and he's into 'watersports.'

Leaving tomorrow. Here to Stansted, then from there to Frankfurt. This lad you talk about, the one who shouts random quotes at the top of his voice..he isn't a ginga is he?

The best way to do this NYE, is have an early night and get pissed on New Years Day. Stuck in town anyway so you may aswell!

House partys are the way to go on NYE like. Going out in Town etc. is too fucking expensive and all the decent places are ticket only. It's a complete pile of dinosaur spunk.

The one above? Knew it.

Pick it up. Disconnect it. Drop it. Pick it up. Connect it. Print a test page. Sorted?

A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show the others who's boss he beats it to death with a spade. Realizing his employer won't be best pleased he disposes of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything. Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimp house, he is attacked by the chimps that pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at two chimps with a spade, killing them both. What can he do? Feed them to the lions, he says to himself, because lions eat anything. He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure. He moved on to the last job whi ch is to collect honey from the South American Bees. As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees. He grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows what to do and throws them in with the lions. Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. He wanders up to another lion and says, "What's the food like here?" The lion says "Absolutely brilliant". "Today we had fish and chimps with mushy bees."

Straight down the hole you're digging in another thread!?

Yes, by many a fucking mile!

For fucks sake!

Aye, that's nee fun that like. However, they've got it right with some of thier urinals. Did you notice, for example, that in Schipol airport, they've got a picture of a fly on the inside of the urinal? Don't know if this is true, but I was told that it's there so that people aim for it, as it's the best place on the bowl to hit to avoid spashback etc, and manky puddles round the floor. They wash out when you walk away from them aswell, mint.

Hmmm, definitely not student behaviour!

I might have been in Manchester for the weekend of the Man City game, and I might have dragged Mancy out for a few Jugs. It may also have cropped up in conversation, somewhow, that I have a well kempt 'area'. But only well kempt. Allegedly, Thompson is the expert on total removal! But somehow I've copped all the greif. Have you put some tramlines in? Nah, they'd only have ended up looking like woodland paths if I'd given that a shot.

I might have been in Manchester for the weekend of the Man City game, and I might have dragged Mancy out for a few Jugs. It may also have cropped up in conversation, somewhow, that I have a well kempt 'area'. But only well kempt. Allegedly, Thompson is the expert on total removal! But somehow I've copped all the greif.

Lies. You want to wee on him.

Wouldn't say there was particular ashes fever amongst my lot. More of a small cold tbh.

Can get to the last one but it's a complete bastard.

Classy. Fuck off! It didn't come for nowt, the bloke in the shop said 'you may aswell buy the set.' And, me being the naive little toerag I was said 'Aye, bargain!'

Aye, well that jumper you were wearing makes you look like a fondant fancy! It was actually a nice jumper. I've had my left ear pierced since I was 10, and I always forget about it tbh. I'd be lost without my watch, the ring on either hand are both presents, and the chain on my other wrist came with the one round my neck. Oh and it's all silver by the way, not a fan of gold like.

Uh Oh.

Nee doubt about it, Geordie version of Hey Jude. Manc-Mag discovered that on Saturday night!

Yabba dabba fuckin' doo! I'd forgive her for putting my eye out with that!

That's absolutley bastard class, that!

You're a fucking idiot, though.