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Personally, I'd gan to Germany. Basic German isn't really that difficult to grasp either. Well, it wasn't for me, and I'm nee Einstein, like.

Trainee Pornstar. First couple of weeks have been fantastic, having to put in a bit of overtime but it's not as bad as people make out. I blinded someone called Tawnee on the first day though, which didn't go down too well. I actually jump in front of cars and, sue the drivers.

Starting to happen more and more now like, people getting thier own back. Definitely more entertaining than the happy slap itself, and justice at it's best!

Nice one surrrn!

Some horrible little bastard tried to tax my pizza last night. He didn't succeed.

Whey, you'll fit right in bud.

That's generous, mate. It looks like a plop on a plank! I suppose this will be on Google when Newcastle gets it's own country status, thanks to another poll?

There's websites that will give you good money for that, mind.

Someones just posted the link to this game on another messageboard. Thought it might be right up your alley ( ) http://www.2adultflashgames.com/f/f-115.htm EDIT: It's actually quite good! NSFW by the way...

Always, except for when I'm out on the lash. That is basically because I don't appreciate having to give Winston the soap man a quid for the pleasure, every time I go to the bog.

ALREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!? Bit cad oot like.

If you look closely, inscribed on the poo itself, it will say 'Thank you for using Zorro constipation releif. Keeping the world shitting since 1908.'

Seriously, Berb, do you get your jokes from the book of Genesis or summit!?

Oasis at Maine Road. I imagine you'll want to delete your post now tbh. Coldplay were alreet when I saw them too. I wish I'd gone to the one at the COM Stadium last year to be honest, that would have been ace. Nah. Maine Road tbh. At their peak! Oh, don't worry mate, I'm still jealous as fook.

Oasis at Maine Road. I imagine you'll want to delete your post now tbh. Coldplay were alreet when I saw them too. I wish I'd gone to the one at the COM Stadium last year to be honest, that would have been ace.

Oasis @ the arena, twice. Both class. Also, Coldplay, which I expected to be pretty crap, was mint aswell.

Some canny ones here..

That depends. My favourite one recently was "We apologise for the cancellation of this service. This is due to ...... (flustered pause) ...... the cancellation of this service." It was only a half an hour delay like, but we got one in London once, where the lass came on and said 'We apologise for the 30 minute delay, this is due to reasons fully within our control. Thank you.'

You have got to be pulling the collective board leg!?

Aye, they did a report on BBC from Great Yarmouth earlier today, and there was a lad behind the reporter splashing about with his mates, in a toon top! Everything alright at your gaff like Jimbo?

Yorke?

Much better idea. Drum kits cost a small fortune.

This is the one I saved you all from seeing.

Aye, but I've saved you all the predictable George Michael one I received aswell.