Gejon

British weather is always fighting a losing battle. Cold/wet? This fucking country! The sun comes out? it's too hot man! Agree on the last bit too, PC went mad and ruined this bloody country! I used to like celebrating Christmas but despite it never happening to me or anyone I know the bloody Muslims are knocking on everyone else's doors and telling them they have to take the tree down! Sharia law marra!

1 in 2 isn't worth £8m? What era are you still in? Bent cost Villa £24m for a similar ratio and he offers nothing else at all Cornelius whilst younger is coming from a far inferior league.

What lad who went to Cardiff? Less than 1 in 2 bad now? Fair enough if less than 1 in 2 is 1 in 10 but when it is marginally less than 1 in 2 I think your expectations are a little high

Lazy comparison, oww he's black, quite big and has dreads. Who can I liken him to? Gomis scored something like 20 in 44 last season. He has 3 in 10 for France. Jones has scored 13 in 81 games since 2010.

Absolutely nothing wrong with Marveaux, Bigiramana or Haidara. Completely missing out MYM

Your mate sounds like the cunt in this story tbh

Sadder.

Potential world class players? Who?

It is only relying on a lot of youngsters if we have massive injury problems. If we sign these two then we could have two different outfield teams like - Remy Cisse Ben Arfa Marveaux Bigi Tiote Haidara MYM Williamson Debuchy or Gouffran Gomis Sissoko Jonas Cabaye Anita Dummett Colo Taylor Santon To me that isn't bad at all, especially as I personally believe Bigiramana and Haidara are ready for regular first team football already and will only get better with games. Compare that to others outside the top 6 and I doubt many Newcastle fans would swap. The versatility of a few of our players also helps, we would be desperately unlucky not to be able to cover most positions with a quality player imo.

Could be said of most squads though. We were massively unlucky with injuries last season but I think the squad is pretty strong in comparison to most. At full back we have Santon, Haidara and Debuchy. Then Dummett, Tavernier and even Anita or MYM can fill in if desperate. Centre backs we have Colo, Taylor, MYM and Williamson can even do a job for a few games (can't be relied on to play as many as he has been though!), then the youngsters. If we play a midfield 3 we have Cabaye, Sissoko, Marveaux, Jonas, Tiote, Bigiramana (who I have absolutely no concerns about chucking in) then Inman, Newton, Vuckic etc.. It is attacking positions we lack in. Cisse, Gouffran and HBA are great, if we sign Remy and Gomis we will be pretty much complete. Not a bad squad at all if we get those 2, would love a winger and another centre back mind but I don't think we desperately need those.

I did one for the British Heart Foundation and never got a confirmation text, I wasn't looking for the 'glory' but it would have been nice to know it had gone through I will donate when someone knows

Proper thick question but when you text is it case sensitive?

Jelly has always seemed suspiciously good to me, like the non-fat ice cream on Jerry Seinfeld one day someone will reveal it to be the horrifically calorific treat it really is

Pretty much this, made a slight edit.

Can do under 3 minutes easily if I close my eyes and she keeps her mouth shut.

Doesn't sound like you or me

You were the one telling me he takes banned substances before this is my 'told you so' moment

Still think he takes banned substances? If so he's pretty blatant about it considering he represents Grenade at the comps and is in most fitness mags/videos that are out these days. Obviously you know more than the federation that drug and polygraph tests all the finalists though though

My mate who according to a few on here takes banned substances, has taken the overall winner for the British Natural Body Building Federation today - Does a good job evading those authorities

Ordered, cheers

Thought this was the CT flounce thread being bumped at first not the fat, impulsive, mentalist who clearly needs help with every decision he makes in life.

Did I miss the "Okay so you put your foot on one pedal, what do I do from here!?" posts?

Like a fascist dog with two dicks.

Not to be so good in bed because I think the amount of orgasms I give my lass is taking the shine off them a bit. Not be so handsome, I feel guilty sitting in a pub/restaurant or wherever and some blokes lass can't stop fizzing every time she looks over in my direction. Stop putting myself down all the time.