Gejon

That was a hoax wasn't it?

Thought she was the boyfriend at first when I was scrolling down

What a guy

I would but I'm 250 miles away Don't drive Thought that counts though eh?

Silent or vibrate.

I went to see Robbie at Knebworth, fuck da police!!!11

Accept his friend request, arrange to meet up and cave his face in.

Is one of them a plant? he seemed to be deliberately losing them money. Agreeing lower deals after deals had been agreed etc..

How comes you are there Meenzer?

"Haven't eaten for 10 minutes, these berries look okay, better check with Toontastic, OH MY GOD, NO 3G!!!".

Haven't 'the gays' taken that word?

Fuck right off!

If McManacathword had been correctly sent off..

He's definitely got multiple personalities accounts.

Ahh, thought it was another account. So he still only has the two then?

Started the day with a fry up, might go for a walk in a bit but will generally just be lazy around.

Apparently he has 3 twitter accounts, can't they just follow them if they miss him so much?

Fuck off! Please tell me it's at least the same person.

You could never accuse the bloke of holding a grudge or not being able to let something go could you?

Done a quadbiking, go-karting and offroad 4x4 thing. Was a great success for me as I rolled the go-kart despite being told you can't and the intention was for the other lads to drive the 4x4 thing as I don't have a licence but the instructor insisted I had a go which I think he regretted

I hate Stag Dos but they really shouldn't be organised or civilised and the stag really should be destroyed (which is why I am never going to have one).

Unless you were 20 at the time.

Small gun cupboard, too many guns, they are jammed in so tight you can't get one out and think "fuck it, I won't kill my step-dad after all!". I should work for the NRA or something.