Gejon

Just trying to outdo the fish as faux posh person of the year

Really have no idea how CT managed to hold down a job, he struggles with everything. Isn't one of the prominent skills in most jobs specs the ability to work on your own? He probably takes instructions (written by his wife) to the toilet ffs!

Sunday evenings were the worst thing in the entire world ever, hearing the Bullseye theme tune still makes me depressed. Loved going swimming every day in the summer holiday, was sunny pretty much every day, massive grass area for a kickabout then back in the pool when you were too hot. Some chips from the canteen when you got hungry, made friends with the staff so always got a few extra chucked on. Life was good

Spoke to Bill Roache through work, he was a really nice bloke.

“just one of those crazy accidents,” No shit!

I'm probably most like Leazes and Beermonster.

Pretty much this.

In Greece you are Yiannis. I might have missed the point of this.

Fucker, that's what I was going to post!!

I said it was shit, yet we have still done more than you during this shite period. Tbf though, we look at league positions (in comparison with 19 other teams, not 1) and progress in Europe as a good way to tell how we have done. You look at how well you are doing compared to us so a 3-0 win and ahead of us on goal difference is always going to be success down your way. You're also laughing at us being 6 points above relegation when you are, erm..

Still managed to finisher higher than you have done in how long? Have we scored more goals in Europe this season than you ever had? Must be close. Shit job? Definitely this season but still has managed to achieve more than you lot can muster

Probably being a bit harsh on yourself there marra. You lot really thought Martin O'Neill was the one to finally make you a club people are aware of so it's only natural you would react passionately when you realised he was a fraud.

Berkshire isn't it?

We could stick Xavi in goal and his distribution would be shite. In fact the only goalkeeper with half decent distribution in the last 10 years has been Elliot Not sure what we do in goalkeeper training but I will take a guess it is 70% shot stopping and 30% dominating the box. We run out of time for anything else.

Can someone tell her father to keep his woman in check?

I'm just scared the other 5 bells might turn up.

I miss Balotelli more.

I have done Karaoke once on my own, decided to Dizzy Rascal's Dance With Me (I was pissed and though doing a shouty sort of song would be less of a disaster than actually singing), didn't know any of the words and being rap it was quite a quick song. If anyone was recording it would have generated so many views Youtube would have crashed forever, it probably would have taken down the internet. Good times

Posted this on N-O yesterday about how many games our key players have started - It's all well and good listing off our quality players but when a lot of them have missed nearly half the season it doesn't really look that great, they have started - Cabaye 18 games - 1 more games than Perch Tiote 17 games - The same amount of games as Perch Colocinni - 19 games - 2 more than Williamson Taylor 17 games - Same as Williamson Ben Arfa 13 games Krul 22 games Anita 17 games Marveaux 8 games Obviously they couldn't have played more since they only signed in January, however if you are including them in an argument of what we have done with this squad this season.. Games started - Debuchy 9 Gouffran 8 Sissoko 8 Yanga-Mbwia 4 Cisse 28 and Santon 30 are the only players who has had a consistent run in the side.

If we need 5 players 2 of those will be bought in the summer, 2 more in January.

Yes, yes you did!

Carroll hasn't been the fittest himself since he left/just before he left though. Just seems strange to swap a crock for a crock. Especially when ours is a hell of a lot more talented.