Gejon

Mental that like

Agree with this, when the fuck has having sex with someone who isn't conscious been deemed accepted or 'just a bit weird'?

With that routine he deserved the odd rape.

Reminds me of Tarrantino or this lad - sorry.

My missus suffers from that.. I wish, but seriously glad you are feeling better and things are going well.

Isn't The Fish middle class in the same way that Katie Price is an author?

I can see CT sitting on the sofa, feet up, couple of bacon rolls and a cup of tea "fucking hell, this is easy, what was everyone moaning about!?"

What is he going to wank to when he gets to bed?

Not sure about that if I am honest. Most people really don't care imo.

Surely YOU LOT are the last people who need to use a staropramen and I'm pretty sure you've spelt it wrong!

Fucking hell, completely forgot what thread I had clicked on then. Was reading your post waiting for an obvious punch line then sat back for a bit thinking "He's actually kidnapped a kid and is putting his alibi online, this is actually happening, Happy Face!? What the fuck!??"

I can imagine, you are hardly ever on here.

Didn't he sign Solano as well?

Seriously hasn't paid up yet? What a fucker

OG or not it was a quality corner but then I am in the small group who would rather see one of our youngsters do well than CT to be proven wrong

£150 OFF!? How much was it in the first place? The mother loves Radley stuff, I might have to request a view of her will to see exactly how much will be left! Not much by the sounds of it

How long ago was that now? We must be getting close to 50p a week territory.

Same colour kit as my school team.

Attention seek fail

Never found nice doner meat anywhere, although I do sometimes get cravings for it

English kebab depends what you go for doesn't it? Doner is always going to be some giant chunk of meat (and whatever else) that has been spinning in a window for days but you can't really go wrong with a shish.

Got a signed Shearer and SBR shirt. Really need to get it in a decent frame and hung. My lass has tried to get me to sell it a few times, really, really don't think I could tbh.

They're only little man! Dutch are proper cunts for manners, stayed in a hotel that was about 80% Dutch, they were pushing in queues all the time and holding the door open for anyone was completely lost on them. No wonder J69 hates MVB!

Why is a mackem wearing a black and white striped t-shirt?

Well?