Gejon

Doesn't work. What's Shane Long like btw? Only see him from highlights and stuff but he seems to have really come on. One of those players who will score a lot at that level but won't step up?

That's pretty funny though

Had a terrible few days with eating and drinking, especially yesterday where I must have easily taken in 5,000 calories

What's wrong with a Muslim family moving into your street?

Definitely, looks a real talent.

The thing is Morgan has something about him and has been making Owen look like a right little wanker. Actually starting to have a little respect for Morgan

A year ago I'd have said Barton should take a drop, but as one of our top performers this season he's probably on what he should be. Fair do's to him taking a drop. Having said that, I reckon if he COULD get the same money elsewhere he'd go for it. Enrique can probably get more elsewhere. One good season in what 4? He is still a risk anyway imo and was apparently on a very good wage from the start.

Those two are fairly well known iirc, they always prank each other and put it on youtube. The best one I saw was when he put a load of bangers in a metal bin and lit it in the bedroom when she was asleep in the dark.

Should creating threads have some sort of post limit before the option is available?

Ban the burk, eh?

Nope.

Anyone mentioned the fans award winner yet?

Harper - Krul has played more. Simpson - Missed the first couple of months of the season. Taylor - Barely played. Carroll - Missed about a month then sold. Ameobi - niggling injuries as usual. Ben Arfa - played 3 games. Gosling - Played about 15 minutes. Best - Out for the rest of the season. Vuckic - Rarely fit all season. Again there are probably more and Tiote has missed about 5 games through suspension. I miss top trumps

Are you're injuries any worse than ours? Also you say you don't miss Bent, you haven't exactly been prolific without him have you?

Will Barton even be allowed in?

Seriously though, how awesome? Always wanted a pair but to be honest I am a bit drunk so this purchase may not seem so sensible in the morning!

Nah all good, keeping my head down and trying not to play the cunt

Hi Chez, how's things?

Ding, dong, ding, dong

Maybe not..

Tbh when he posted this on N-O I thought it was an interesting thread but if he only posted it to say "I am part of number 3" then he is a MASSIVE bellend

If memory serves me correctly it's a bullet proof fish tank (not taking the piss ) so I think it should be safe.

Innit.

See.

Ireland I think.