Gejon

There are limits tbf, that scouse tosser on here offends me with his "comedy".

Kevin, you were left off the poll to make it interesting. Just think about that for a while... The "her" thing wasn't the only bit of poor English you managed to successfully fit into one sentence either.

Sigh. You two need to have sex and get it over with. Anyway, to take it off topic for a second... Hughton deserved so much better and it's painful to watch stuff like that where he is still soo dignified. I wish he (rightfully) turned into a bitter wanker and slagged everyone off so I could feel better about the whole situation.

Wouldn't even tell them at that age, just wait until the day. If they questioned it I would just tell them we are Jehovah's so unlucky.

Not in now until 04/01/2011

Exactly, some people are just too thick to understand the context. As soon as the words left his mouth they were probably logging on to hotmail.

building it up tbh, when I met him instead of "Alreet" or whatever I think the first thing he said to me was something about being off Newcastle-Online. I was waiting for the pub to erupt into a Western style punch up between the N-O and Toontastic "posse".

Bad craic apparently.

Decent signing imo, as others have said he is better than the other options (although I would be tempted to throw Ranger in and let him develop).

More than likely finished.

Merry Xmas Kitmag, the rest of you will have to wait a few hours.

One typo compared to what you managed in that one sentence

no.. my da worked 1 hour Still shit wages for a rent boy.

You are definitely a virgin Kevin, I have absolutely no doubt at all.

That was just one of the many moments in that one post by the way, you little special needs warrior. Keep fighting against illiteracy kidda.

I have known her for years and despite it being old fashioned and possibly "un-pc" I don't think you should speak to women like that, especially when you are just going off a hunch (then it turns out to be completely wrong!). Anyway you are just a 17 year old, ginger, virgin who works in McDonalds so your opinion is less than worthless.

You worked 30 hours to buy that shit jacket?

As much as his head will swell even further it has to be Gemmill. It was close between him and MancMag but Mancy seemed to want trouble with me the time I met him so he can lick my balls

Sorry grandad, I know women shouldn't be on forums in the first place.

It is crazy how much they have gone on about the pizza. I made a joke to the lass that it was probably someone from Tesco who kidnapped her all this free advertising they are now getting. I honestly want to try that pizza now because it sounds nice I didn't mention that on N-O though out of respect. Seeing her parents was horrific though, normally people look upset in this scenario but these two looked completely torn to bits, the dad especially

Leazes for his actions towards Cath despite being completely in the wrong.

Leazes for his actions towards Cath despite being completely in the wrong.

never heard of him but given the content in the above post I will definitely look out for him. Only joking Leazes!

Go and break your other ankle you dirty, unfunny scouse cunt.