Gejon

never heard of him but given the content in the above post I will definitely look out for him. Only joking Leazes!

Go and break your other ankle you dirty, unfunny scouse cunt.

RIP. I think I must have been close to drinking myself to death once. I was so ill and I know it's normal to not remember much but I didn't remember anything at all. I drunk stupid amounts, it was only a Sunday too and I was just downing massive drinks (something like triple TVRs) one after the other. I apparently left the pub around 4pm but the only thing I remember was waking up the next day around 9am, don't remember the journey home, getting in, going to bed anything. As said, people will read that and think "yeah I never remember that stuff" but this was different to any other memory loss from drink.

Was shit when he left Arsenal 3 years ago, can't imagine he has got better since then.

Happy birthday and all that jazz.

Gejildo.

He should just tell him his name tbh, will be a laugh especially when it turns out Dotbum is a 6ft 7 boxer.

He tracked him down yet?

I'm not having a go at anyone here but I have never understood why you HAVE to respect your elders no matter what. I mean, I do have respect for people older than me who act their age but you shouldn't HAVE to respect people just because they are older if they are acting like a kid, surely?

It's the fact the kid is sad enough to think he would get any response other than "get in" or people taking the piss

Can't be fucked with clubbing anymore, as J69 said, it's not much fun when you aren't single. Once I have a drink and someone offers me coke I don't often turn it down even if I am adamant I won't touch it before I leave the house.

Fair play.

Always one exception to the rule obviously.

He deserves more respect imo. When it comes to football he is easily, top 5 on here for knowledge up there with Craig imo. On football aye, on owt else though then no. A 56 year old that can't do any better than "cunt" this and "cunt" that to anybody that disagrees with him will always struggle for respect iyam. Only opinion at the end of the day though innit and if you do respect that sort of stuff then that's fair enough. His last asylum seeker thread though and then offering people out. What can I say apart from "oh dear". Which is wasted more than Michael Johnson's footballing talent.

I think it stems from ages ago when someone put a thread up about someone and Gem thought for a minute it meant that person had pegged it! So now if a thread title is a persons name, we put Yes or No to let him know whether they are dead or alive! So yes means they've croaked it and no means rumours of death are greatly exaggerated? Yes means YES theyve croaked and NO means that the thread is not about thats persons death at all I see, said the blind man. I'm a bit hungover to be fair. I think there are some alternatives for "nearly". Just to make sure you are completely clued up.

I was right, like always. You said *too many made up alternatives to list*. Yeah but you thought anyone would be better than Shepherd. Shepherd didn't run the club on his own.

He's white and can dance, of course he's fucking gay!

Why do you think that's funny? Actually why do you think anything you post is funny?

aye hold on to i head into a shop and try on a shop just to check the size, fuck sake, have you looked at the fucking weather???? Aye, it's a much better idea to get a bunch of strangers on the internet to tell you what size you need. They don't do the top in 'spacker'. Especially when it's a bunch of strangers who would actively encourage you to get the wrong size.

Sarah Millican was shit when she just banged on about how shit her boyfriend is but since she stopped doing that she has been quite funny.

My idea of hell Its a good thing we are all different! It's only because your perfect ginger man would dissolve

Sitting by a pool in the blazing heat, in a foreign country I have never been to and just arrived in and a cold beer next to me. Simple pleasures.

aye hold on to i head into a shop and try on a shop just to check the size, fuck sake, have you looked at the fucking weather???? What the fuck are you on about special lad?

You'll burst the fucker. Nailed on. Gemmill - that comforting arm around the shoulder when you are really down

You might want to sit down when I tell you this, ready? Ok, you don't HAVE to make a post about everything that comes into your head! I know, I was shocked too but it's definitely true, I checked on Snopes.