Gejon

Why didn't you stand somewhere else and see if she was still looking at you? Or just, and I know this is crazy, go speak to her?

Isn't chinky to with their eyes, not a slightly shortened version of Chinese? Also Paki is a derogatory term and is only ever used as such, you do get the odd ignorant older person using it out of general ignorance rather than spite though.

you're even more stupid than I thought. How so?

Can't believe you are going on about this again.

I've had a good education and a good life lad. Thanks all the same. Lets hope by next xmas we are buying those despicable trophy players again that we all used to love to hate.

Yep Carroll will be sold along with all those other good players we had who definitely want out, typical Ashley! I think Ashley is a massive useless cunt btw but this "he sells anyone half decent" thing is a load of shit unless they are pushing for the off.

If it was it's still a funny comedy and Pilkington is a brilliant actor.

Forgot, I also got "An idiot abroad" which is brilliant so far.

Being serious for a minute, who is this admin? You don't mean too dumb or whatever he is called do you?

"Paddy's had enough!"

Brilliant

Aye ok, and by that logic you're just as bad as kevin then for getting involved in exchanges with him regarding his obvious virginity. Yeah that takes over so many threads someone went and started a new thread for it

Took a second,

Best - bottle of Jack Daniels. Worst - But only because it didn't come with the stick I will need to fight the women off withn when wearing it, obviously.

Plenty of time to sort that out after the festivities, enjoy yourself now and eat all those things you wouldn't dream off from 01 January 2011

Good man, it's christmas ffs!

A dog, it wasn't a present but it was still brilliant

Tbf it isn't just Leazes.

Would have been better if it was Jonas in the costume.

Would have been better if it was Jonas in the costume.

"On loan in January" sounds a little different to days gone by, also he wouldn't get near penalties

The greetings are now open to all.

Like Owen Hargreaves coming in at second best defensive midfielder in the league, he would be if... The results are only going to inflate egos and reaffirm that certain behaviour is acceptable, quite sad really but there we go.

Taiwo unrealistic/shit? Maybe unrealistic to sit on the bench. What about Ziegler? We could do with cover down the left side.