Gejon

The forums broken, everytime I click on a link in the football thread I come back here. Admin?

Oh yeah this topic...

Missed training today according to some Dutchy on N-O.

I'm in.

What would tramps be texting? "Fucking starving LOL".

She's moved on from pissing on memorials to shitting on Cath's cakes. She needs to be stopped!

I hope she gets kicked in the face.

Probably around 300 a month, I normally make calls instead.

Sky sports news is the channel, not the shit website which is just a rebranded version of planet football these days.

I could do a much better job than that give me some fuckin credit. I don't know, I reckon you could do a pretty good job but to make them look that mongish, not sure.

Honest to god I think you're Alan Shearer. I'm psychic, I really am, not fucking about I am psychic. I think you're Alan Shearer. Written like an ex pro too. Certainly not an ex pro!! just fookin hate knee jerk reactions!! Not every player hits the ground running, it's like all this talk about Carrol for England totally premature, if he is still banging in the goals and proving a real handful to the opposition defenders in the new year then yes but after 2 games in the top flight!!!

You are a scouser, An ugly scouser, You're only happy, on giro day, your mum's out thieving, your dad's drug-dealing, so please dont take, my hubcaps, away.

I would prefer Caceido, he can cover on the wings and would be a better partner for Carroll.

Funny as fuck tbf.

You really make that sound like an achievement, are you the lucky one in your class?

Anyone else think Louise Taylor before opening the thread?

Played really well yesterday imo. Was getting forward a bit more too. Hopefully his performances will improve with confidence. He has good pace and can tackle well when he doesn't just jump in, he just needs to calm down a little.

Fucking hell This must be one of Stevie's accounts trying to make scousers look like mongs. You are doing a fucking brilliant job Stevie.

Christ

£2.50 fucking hell that's a cheap taxi! They may be cheaper over there but surely £2.50 MUST be the starting price? i.e. couldn't you walk you lazy further

FYP.

He threw his toys out of the pram a number of times, no shock that they were coming out so early this season either.