Gejon

I believe a Vodka and Tonic would have the least amount of calories. Would taste like shit though and is a bit gay.

They sell it really cheaply in weatherspoons (something like £1.30 a shot & mixer). Only problem is you have to go in a weatherspoons to buy it.

I just asked Jack Wilshere and he said "news to me". Doesn't look promising

Bit harsh, they have only just signed up.

Stevie and Ellie.

They don't seem to like many of their players/former players

Good stuff.

I doubt I could drip oft when hoving my fact touted, tbf. are you pissed mate? That or having a stroke

I believe the tattooist, could you face asleep whilst having your fave tattoo'd?

Parky is probably trawling the net for "buy now, pay December 2012" deals.

Superdrug have an offer on that Hugo Boss at the moment, 200ml for £20.

I knew you would come over here and post that Am quite shocked it wasn't more in a "I have heard" style though.

Happy Birthday.

Agreed.

To be fair it could be 12 pence.

Oh dear. Do I accuse every muslim on here of being you? There's not even a single similarity in how we post, and what the fuck would I be doing up at 4am? Idiot. There seems to be an obsession on here of me being other ID's I have this one, and BD which every cunt knows is me, and that's it. Ask fuckin admin. Stop using other peoples accounts then Stevie.

Just Parky being Parky.

Luckily no-one would be stupid to appoint a manager in a similar way. Cough Luton Town cough!

There record goalscorer at one time, probably still up there.

Sausage, chips and beans I miss them all

People who gulp down tea. People who moan because they haven't had a "fag" for a couple of hours.

About 7gb of pure shit.

Tbf they have probably been working on this since Hiddink came in.