Gejon

At least he is a big lad so shouldn't struggle with the physical side as much as some other "prospects" who fall away.

The Trophies.

Yep or people who are walking towards you but none of them make an effort to move. Its not even charvers though, have had it from young geeky looking kids and old fuckers (well that ones to be expected I suppose). I swear I must look like some famous paedo or something that for some reason I don't know about.

That bloke from Prison Break.

BUT MILNA WAS 1ST TEAM AT 16 AND HE IS BEST PLAYER IN the WORLD Oh wait, he's an average clogger who couldn't even get any joy out of the worst Newcastle team in a generation. Hmm. Not having the worst time of it now really is he? Must stop defending Milner, he is gone now, get over it!

Yep

The funniest one I have ever had and its been by more than one person completely unconnected to each other is..

Might go swimming on Sunday see if Britain really has got some talent.

I had a look at that Toontastic group, I wasn't stalking you. Wasn't....

Me too. At race meetings I take the piccys and record the racing. But my son had the in car camera on just before a race, so when we played it back I watched myself I just didnt like myself at all...even my mannerisms annoyed me!!! I have seen a pic of you now, you shouldn't be annoyed

"Rinse"

Shola.

"Which ones Alan Shearer......"

When they can tie them all in to on giant network (and they very nearly can, and probably will within 2-3 year) it raises some serious issues. Clearly cars that may be carrying dangerous people should be flagged, but equally clearly someone that's just visited a peace camp should never been on this system. And indeed what exactly they are recording and storing needs to be watched (there's no justification for effectively recording everyone's travel patterns just to maybe catch a few more - that was the DNA argument and it didn't wash with the EU or any right minded people). Thing is the it barely registers with Joe Public till they come across in some form...ie pulled up for visiting some demo or whatnot. Something registering on the scale at say 10 needs to happen before people barely perceive 2. I actually now realise that people aren't really that interested in freedom as long as the basics are there. Most people would rather have a new pair of shoes/mobile phone/chinese takeaway/etc. than freedom. If you COULDN'T have them you wouldn't have freedom anyway

Sad thing is I believe you mean it

Read a book. Not quite the same is it?

"You have been redirected to Sportsdirect.co.uk"

Yeah the touch is quality. Get it.

Text talk, its just fucking shit! Especially when the abortion of a word is just as long or in some cases even longer.

Soccermom suck cock. Couldn't be fucked to find a translator.

Fop being a twat, thats unusual.

Ok, thanks anyway

Happy Birthday

People who butt into a conversation with an answer that everyone knows is wrong but they insist is right. My and a lad at work were trying to remember when we sat our annual assesments and this twat keeps telling us it was November, we knew it wasn't but he kept insisting it was (even though he didn't even sit the thing). Turns out it was the end of December. Tosser.

I agree, Attain is a complete cunt. It isn't rent a mong day. I wondered why you weren't at work.