Gejon

Could put him in a package and send him somewhere though?

Sounds a bit like football.

Violent but very passionate sex, I wish I was there.

Why would we spend £4m or whatever it was to play someone 9 times? He will obviously be sold for a big loss if he has spent the vast majority of the season on the bench or not even in the squad. These rumours don't make any sense to me.

I think its quite amusing that thickmick, in particular, has quite often picked up on my ex username "westendlad" [which I never made any secret of when I changed] and using a different name on here as I do on NO [despite there being a reason for it which I also never made any secret of once it became apparent] and he has now started a forum with about 2 people who agree with him [when he's wrong but won't admit his hatred of Shepherd has taken over his small brain if he has one at all] and is going under a different name "stephensons rocket" and not telling anybody. As do a few others on here who are sharing the joke. Its only gossip mate. If you and Mick ever meet you are DEFINITELY going to have sex.

I heard Viduka gets his next payment of pies if he plays one more game for us.

Some of those are immense but the basketball one is more than a little bit special Tempted to go all "zany" and get my workmates to have a go at this.

These "breakaway" forums rarely work, I know this forum was kind of one but it was a popular forum before the merger with N-O and had a good poster base to be recreated.

We can rule Alan Smith out.

I know, those shirts are hideous. They make them look like a bunch of poofs.....

I always press my lucky numbers and drink it in a plastic cup.

Happy Birthday

Bassong.

Never said we should legalise heroin outright, although it is fact that about 500 people in the whole country were dependant on heroin prior to it being banned. These people continued to lead normal lives and live just as long as other people. Children's novelist Enid Bagnold lived to 91 and spent the final dozen years of her life injecting 350mg of heroin a day after a hip operation while still living quite happily and not mugging anyone. It was banned in this country because of pressure from the US (who themselves banned it based on lies from unqualified professionals. The input of doctors and people who worked with it was all but ignored) and one or two scandals in this country involving the illegal sale of it. When it was banned it was pushed into the hands of dealers and those who had been addicted had to start paying for it and were forced into crime to try and pay for their habit. Not only that but people who weren't addicted to heroin were suddenly being pushed this amazing new wonder drug by their dealers and became addicted. Prices go up, as does the number of addicted parties as does the problem. The classic appearance of a heroin addict - gaunt, pale, living in squalor etc. is not brought on by the drug itself but by the way heroin addicts have to live to feed their dependancy. There is absolutely no medical evidence that heroin has a negative physical or mental effect on the person using it (barring the occasional bout of nausea and constipation). Paracetamol is more dangerous that heroin. The biggest problem with heroin is that it's hugely addictive and they are forced to buy it at the price no matter how high set by the dealers. Those dealers cut the drug with other chemicals which you really shouldn't be putting into your body, like drain cleaner or sawdust causing all manner of problems for the user - most of which will see them in a hospital being seen to by your good self J69. There are many other drugs out there, alot of which do have negative effects on the physical health of people. Two of the largest culprits are on sale in your local corner shop. I personally believe that we should legalise the lot and allow the general public to pick and choose. The money stays away from the crims and goes back into government coffers allowing them to put it to good use. The 'war against drugs' is not being waged for our own good but because it's a vote winner. We're constantly told drugs are a cause of all the worlds ills and not a symptom. We fill our prisons up with people who have done nothing wrong other than become helplessly addicted to a substance. If you put the cold hard facts in the hands of Joe Public and allow them to decide whether drugs should be legalised or not when the votes are cast we'd see every party do a 180 degree turn on their policy towards drugs. Gordon Brown will be telling us how he popped 17 E's and had an all night session with Judge Jules when he went to Ibiza, Call Me Dave will be telling us how he often spent nights alone toking on his bong and trying to synch up Dark Side of the Moon with the Wizard of Oz. Christ, we'll not be able to get moved for Lib Dem MPs wanting to tell us how they snorted a line of a rent boys boner. Criminalisation of drugs strikes me as bizarre if not downright callous. In the words of Nick Davies: "You have to go back to the trenches of Flanders to find generals who have been so incompetent, so dishonest, so awesomely destructive towards those for whom they claim to care." Sorry for the rant. Quality post. If anything I would say I was anti-drugs but I wouldn't say I was against making them legal and controlling them a lot better. Plus money going to the govermnent would be better than funding crime further.

This isn't being sarcastid or being a dick but an honest question. Were cigarettes ever illegal? If not then it can't really be compared (imo) as there isn't already a business in place that is being taken away. The drug dealers probably wouldn't just give up and quit, I would imagine they would try to under cut to stay in business as mentioned above. If they were illegal, ignore me, I am stupid

He's all over anything that maquerades as a compliment tbf. Never thinks to question it as it must be true. Obviously. If you disagree or hold a dissenting view however then you're automatically a 'wank'. Regular as clockwork. I have seen some boring posters but you are the most boring poste........

Unlucky

Another Stevie catchphrase

Soooooo...... busy tonight?

I would take a punt of Geovanni in the summer.

Oh yeah

Good luck fella. My father was in the Navy, got to see more of the world than most will in their lifetimes.

The top one doesn't really work, unless he is Ronaldo.

Because £650 x 300 is more that £650 x 36 + £400 x 300. Edit: Or if the rent is less (as you have stated above) then you will save even more.

No-one has told anyone to rent for 26 years though, they have told people to rent for a few years the buy because you will more than likely pay a hell of a let less in that time.