Gejon

I do have really low standards though, or lets say a really good ability to find something attractive in someone (that sounds better to the lasses ) There is a lass I work with for example, absolutely stunning, great body. Lad I sit next to reckons he wouldn't (he's single, has been for quite a while). Now he is either talking bollocks or this lass is actually ugly and I am seeing something that isn't there!

6 weeks, I have absolutely no standards after about a week.

You have gone from 13st 11 to 13 8 (and a quarter) in one day? No offence but your scales are shit/you are deluding yourself/you are talking utter bollocks in this desperate attempt not to be the forum fatty (hence why you keep trying to shift that "title")

Isn't the teeth falling out supposed to be about financial worries. Tbh I kept getting them, starting worrying about my teeth being all messed up, went to the dentist, got the all clear then the dreams stopped

We got £35m for Andy Fucking Carroll recently That wouldn't happen if contracts were as useless as you thought, the same can be said for Henderson, Downing, Allen, Zaha etc.. and the amounts we paid for Sissoko and Gouffran also show just how important these contracts are as if they had years left on them we would have been paying a hell of a lot more.

Pretty sure he has said before his businesses are run completely separately. I think the only crossover is the Sports Direct shite splashed everywhere but in terms of one business doing well or poorly I don't think it makes any difference to the club. The club under Ashley is run on the money it makes (after his initial investment). Debt (said investment) is paid off to him, any players are bought by money we have generated.

Probably not, I can fish the sleeve out of the bin if you want? (I'm a bamp, it's not posh or remotely home made).

Happy Birthday young lady x

Crispy chilli beef in the oven.

Just the media wanting to move on one of our players. The only French player I could see leaving is Ben Arfa and that's only because of his unpredictability,

I know we have done it a few times but I hate clubs changing their badge, feels very wrong.

If he gets back in the squad I hope Colo/Jonas give him the stick he deserves (if they are in the squad obviously) . Pathetic footballer.

Knew there would be an excuse bet you were kicking and screaming too.

Why even go in Greggs if you are trying to eat healthy?

Apparently. Podolski - £11m Giroud - £13m Carzola - £20m Monreal - £8.3m Gervinho - £10.6M Oxlade-Chamberlain - £12m Campbell - £950,000 Chu-Young - £3m Santos - £6.2m Arteta - £10m Mertesacker - £10m Eisfeld - £400,000

I think this dream is about you being one of those tossers that has to force a brand name down peoples throats? Obviously just mentioning you were on a laptop wouldn't have been enough. Just my psuedo-psychologist thoughts

and now Gervinho & SanTOSS

I absolutely despise Suarez but that Christaldo was on another level of Cathwordness. I just hope I never have to see the tosser play again, he was absolutely pathetic.

He was one of the best players on the pitch imo. You make him sound like some youngster who looked okay in spells but generally out of his depth which wasn't the case at all. He would need a bit of time to settle in the Premiership but going off that performance I would have no worries if he had to step in now.

Such a difference between our youngsters and throwing in this lad. Didn't look remotely out of place. If I had never seen Newcastle before I would have assumed he was the first choice left back and one of the better players on the pitch.

I give in, Forster > Krul.

They get one youth player well down the pecking order at Newcastle and you can't handle him. Celtic

Which could be any premiership team if we are honest