Gejon

Fuck that! Still not sure what he is or what he is saying.

But is 5th highest scorer in a mickey mouse league, tbf the top 4 are really the cream of football.

Bit harsh on Gouffran, his goals to game ratio for 2012 was only one or two behind Remy wasn't it?

Wanyama -Midfielder no? Hooper - 5th highest scorer in the SPL despite playing for the best team by a ridiculous margin! Forster - Wanted first team football which he wouldn't have gotten here.

Freddy Mercenary, given you some stick but this really is immense fair play.

David Beckham gives back to society/charity, you take from society. He is in the wrong

As opposed to?

I really hope you are foreign.

Went on loan to Deportivo, played 12 games in two seasons.

Think you might rate your players a little higher than the rest of world football to be fair to you.

CT really has taken hypocrite to a new level on this one, bet he even charges extra for bags and takes those with a funny accent on a 'scenic' route. As for charging more for Sundays/nights being on principle I really hope that was tongue in cheek.

Give it a week...

Can't tell if he is a mackem trying to be funny.

You must put the cigar down sometimes surely?

6ft, at 17 I suppose it's possible

We have one sexy squad.

3rd choice at one yeah. Got a bit of experience in a mickey mouse league now so could make finally step up to the premier league. What are your thoughts on the teams first 11's by the way, you seemed to ignore that post.

Simon Cowell on roids?

Get used to it, as soon as a premier league club comes in for him he'll be off.

The annual CT health kick "right, the big diet starts tomorrow, better eat everything I can find now I suppose"

Lawless and Seven Psychopaths - recommend both. Seven Psychopaths is definitely a lot different to what I expected but very good.

Did Deano ever pay up from that bet btw?

and tbf Bony isn't Dutch either so your point does hold up

If we could pick him up for a couple of million I would have him here. He's a goalscorer and can play wide. Would be a good signing for 2-3 years imo.

I think I got about half way trough and gave up so he probably showed a lot more in the bits I didn't watch