Gejon

Magma won't get burnt, he still has his holiday tan....

"Him" as in the mental mate who can never handle his drink and does completely sane things like trying to throw himself out of his sisters car when pissed

Shagging my mates sister wasn't the most sensible thing I have ever done, especially as it was "him".

Going out in Luton tomorrow so prepare the "RIP GeJon" thread for Sunday

I managed to find the toilet

Sounds like you have hit the jackpot pal, fuckbuddy for a good few months at least without all the other shit!

I don't agree with the "don't talk" rule, sit there like a fish (I meant that pun ) and she wont be rushing back for a date. She will probably be nervous herself so not saying much could mean a very uncomfortable night.

I bet Beadle is well fucked off! Is it me or does it seem China (well that part of Asia) always has extreme size issues, there is always something! smallest feet, biggest hand, tallest, shortest etc etc... Just looking for attention tbh!

Cat ended up hooked and OD'd

The last striker to score a shit load for them was Huntelaar wasn't it?

You say that like they are bad defenders. Well I would suggest that I would expect Viduka to come up with more against this quality of defender. Fuck knows what'll happen when he faces the likes of Campbell or Terry! Both are very good defenders tbf and the ref wasn't giving him anything against Villa. That said I though he played pretty well against Bolton. I reckon he is probably fairly tired aswell, wasn't it Sams intention not to use him at the start of the season due to his involvement for Australia?

You say that like they are bad defenders.

You could have picked better Brock, http://www.imagineappeal.com/Images/Roxann...ET_tcm5-256.jpg http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/m...summers_170.jpg http://pic.enorth.com.cn/0/01/86/40/1864078_137735.jpg

You didn't surely...... it's about £15 to get in at weekends! I think it was £10 to get in, was really shite aswell

Yep fucking morons that were booing, thankfully it seemed like a minority. They stopped pretty quickly so maybe it was just a hangover from last season I thought Owen got an excellent reception when he came on fwiw.

Its Ben Haim

Digital.

Thats even worse!

Nearly as funny as someone having Carrick on the back of their shirts

Happy Birthday nut.

A couple of them actually look better after the drug abuse I might develop a habit for a few months, seems like a good weightloss programme

Not really deal with that side of pensions anymore but I am pretty sure we have been advising people to opt back in.

Getting engaged young always seems to be a mistake in my experience. I know a few lasses who have been engaged a few times in their life without really having the intention of seeing in through. A lass I work with got engaged at 17, 5 months into a relationship with her fella who she told me had been asking her out for the last 18 months. Honestly how is that going to work? If it took him 18 months to grind her down and her to finally agree to it I can't see solid foundations for marriage (where obviously they claim to be prepared to spend the rest of their lives together).

After I made a special effort to turn up just for YOU!

I used to go clubbing when I was 15