Gejon

How much did it cost and will you be moaning in 3 weeks when you can't afford beans or cider?

Back up to Forlan?

John Anderson STILL lives there, and Neil McDonald used to. No one can say you're as daft as ye look yee like. Does Anderson live in the same house he did back then? the one that backs onto the little carpark next to the Tanning shop? He never lived there but he does live in that street. My mate (I say mate we've not spoken for two years) lives next door to him. I was shagging a lass who lived in a doon stairs flat backing on to that car park. Years ago he lived further in to Lem Rise, Patuna Close or something but he divorced his wife, fuck knows what happened, but he shifted. A quiet street in Newcastle roughly two years ago..... "Alreet Stevie lad, see the Liverpool game last night? They were canny"

Magma won't get burnt, he still has his holiday tan....

"Him" as in the mental mate who can never handle his drink and does completely sane things like trying to throw himself out of his sisters car when pissed

Shagging my mates sister wasn't the most sensible thing I have ever done, especially as it was "him".

Going out in Luton tomorrow so prepare the "RIP GeJon" thread for Sunday

I managed to find the toilet

Sounds like you have hit the jackpot pal, fuckbuddy for a good few months at least without all the other shit!

I don't agree with the "don't talk" rule, sit there like a fish (I meant that pun ) and she wont be rushing back for a date. She will probably be nervous herself so not saying much could mean a very uncomfortable night.

I bet Beadle is well fucked off! Is it me or does it seem China (well that part of Asia) always has extreme size issues, there is always something! smallest feet, biggest hand, tallest, shortest etc etc... Just looking for attention tbh!

Cat ended up hooked and OD'd

The last striker to score a shit load for them was Huntelaar wasn't it?

You say that like they are bad defenders. Well I would suggest that I would expect Viduka to come up with more against this quality of defender. Fuck knows what'll happen when he faces the likes of Campbell or Terry! Both are very good defenders tbf and the ref wasn't giving him anything against Villa. That said I though he played pretty well against Bolton. I reckon he is probably fairly tired aswell, wasn't it Sams intention not to use him at the start of the season due to his involvement for Australia?

You say that like they are bad defenders.

You could have picked better Brock, http://www.imagineappeal.com/Images/Roxann...ET_tcm5-256.jpg http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/m...summers_170.jpg http://pic.enorth.com.cn/0/01/86/40/1864078_137735.jpg

You didn't surely...... it's about £15 to get in at weekends! I think it was £10 to get in, was really shite aswell

Yep fucking morons that were booing, thankfully it seemed like a minority. They stopped pretty quickly so maybe it was just a hangover from last season I thought Owen got an excellent reception when he came on fwiw.

Its Ben Haim

Digital.

Thats even worse!

Nearly as funny as someone having Carrick on the back of their shirts

Happy Birthday nut.

A couple of them actually look better after the drug abuse I might develop a habit for a few months, seems like a good weightloss programme

Not really deal with that side of pensions anymore but I am pretty sure we have been advising people to opt back in.