Gejon

It was from the Daily Mail, but that's not the issue is it, the overwelming problem is that someone can go about their life with no intention to work an bring 12 children into the world and bring in £44,000 a year from the tax payer and have an 8 bedroom house provided for them. I'm not blaming them, I'm blaming the system. To be fair he did give that working lark a try for 10 weeks but decided it wasn't worth it, bless him.

If you don't have a job you shouldn't have 12 fucking kids!

Should be culled tbh, just look at the kids names, Parris-Jordan, Kesla Blu and Kalifornya FFS!

Went through a stage at the gym where I used to start to get them on the bikes. Got one quite recently at work and the boss called me over about something! Luckily it was on its way down but a minute or so earlier! You can't even sort yourself out when they are standing there waiting for you!

No-one exciting at all. Shearer was born the day after me though (12 years before though if that makes sense ) and I think Hughes was the day before.

Someone said to me that most people are different from how they are on the net but I was exactly the same, not sure whether or not to take that as a compliment of not

Klacksons

Shhhhhh! Benni McCarthy was a proven goalscorer though. He obviously can't have been that good or he would have cost a lot more, apparently

Didn't Benni McCarthy cost around £2.5m, he wasn't snapped up by a bigger club either. Now what did happen to him? :baby:

The worlds first market town or something

Yeah Hitchin, nothing wrong with my town! Apart from the lack of any good shops!

I only work there I agree btw. Wow thats Luton and Stevenage mentioned, both are only about 3-4 miles away from me

I was surprised there were only 47 places on his list tbh

Been reading a lot of people on here taking the piss about West Ham,but i reckon the players they are signing,and the others they might get,that they will probably do better than us in the league tbh like. They could end up with a squad of what people might think to be misfits,but they could click and i have a feeling they will. I think their squad is fairly average tbh. Same as ours then. I prefer ours (although I wouldn't mind one of their defenders)

Been reading a lot of people on here taking the piss about West Ham,but i reckon the players they are signing,and the others they might get,that they will probably do better than us in the league tbh like. They could end up with a squad of what people might think to be misfits,but they could click and i have a feeling they will. I think their squad is fairly average tbh.

Sounds like half the forum

I was quite impressed with him that game tbh. They did a feature on him but from what I recall they just showed his movement and didn't show him do much really useful other than the goal. From what I remember we pretty much dominated the first half (knew we were going to fuck it up though) but he was involved in a lot of good things they did in the second half. Certainly remember coming away impressed by him as I hadn't heard of him before then.

I was quite impressed with him that game tbh.

We got my mate a stripper for his 18th, his lass ran out crying and wouldn't speak to us for months! They nearly split up over the whole thing but are actually getting married next year (about 6 years from the event).

The Swedish cock pump actually works after I originally thought I had wasted my money, get in!

I can clap with one hand

Absolutely fantastic, probably the most popular poster on the forum. Well everyone was being a bit down on themselves

Real first name: Jon Nickname: GeJon Age: 24 Occupation: Project Pensions Location: Hitchin Language(s) spoken? English just about. Avatar - why? Don't really know Previous avatar? Wor Shola Tell us when you first joined the boards? 2001? Board highlights? Just me being great in general Board lowlights? Board (bored) wars What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Something manual, possibly something to do with scaffolding Pets? Few cats, fish, bird I play a bit like.... Maldini Football heroes? Shearer, Dabizas, Maldini Football villains? Hendrie Best advice given? Wrong hole Ideal partner? Anyone who can put up with me Ideal dinner date? Meal at home which I have cooked Ideal meal? Chicken, ribs and chips Can you cook? Yes Current wheels? None Biggest influence? Mother TV programmes? Sopranos, Curb your enthusiasm Burger and chips or fish and chips? Burger Chinese or indian? What do you order? Chinese, just! Favourite tunes? Teddy Picker at the moment Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Abi George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Bradley definitely Favourite film? Pulp Fiction, Fight Club or American Pyscho If I won a million pounds.... Buy lots or property, move to spain Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? about 15 Ever suspended/expelled from school? Why? Yes, bullying but honestly wasnt me. Favourite insult? The C word, its so cutting and people really know you are fucked off with them Not a lot of people know that......... I am straight Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? Probably a couple of hundred on a suit? How many pairs of shoes do you own? about 5 I'm obsessed with..... Defending James Milner In 5 years time, I hope to be.... Still alive

I think I've got that on the way from Lovefilm, looking forward to it. Today I've watched The Night Listener which was alright, and also The Black Book but I was tired so I kept closing my eyes and missing the subtitles therefore I didn't follow it too well.. not bothered enough to watch it again. Me too, knocked the priority up one after reading this thread Lovefilm is excellent.

Bleeding Gums Murphy or whatever he is called