Gejon

Since when? 5 current facts about you thread....

I had a dream I started knocking about with Kate Lawler last night, was quality all we did was fuck about all day, I didnt have to work and we lived in a huge house.

I would just so I could spend a whole day laying into everyone over the smallest things but get away with it because "ah its not her fault, its probably just her hormones bless her"

See you even talk like him!

Bluf looks like Moby.

Off tomorrow

But she is completely delusional (sp?), she could come out of the house, have shit thrown at her, Davina give her a good kickin instead of an interview and she would still be in the paper the next day claiming everyone loved her!

I just find them very unfunny, you could almost feel them cringing (that a word) when she was doing the bit on suicide bombers!

Some real crazy shit seems to have gone on around these parts the last few days

Seriously?! Cos it was particularly shite Not even in my head if I am being honest but I still NEEDED to post it

Last time I saw one I threw it over my shoulder and the little fucker nicked my wallet, no wonder they are called money spiders. That sounded funnier in my head

Was excellent as usual tonight, no offence meant here to the ladt folk of the board but women on Mock the Week are rarely funny.

Agreed he is a complete legend but I would imagine you wouldn't get on with him too well if he was one of your mates.

"Shola's got a brand new hip" to that James Brown song apparently.

Ameobi 4 England!!!111!

N-O server is struggling to handle this game, god help us when the season actually starts

I bet M4TT an IP ban Shola scores 25+ next season.

Pretty average tbh, you play the standard he has been your entire career (he is 29 this year) for a reason. Couple of my mates are Luton fans and thought he was massively overhyped after a couple of decent international games. Don't think he will be anything other than average at best. Will now go on to get into the team of the year and be signed by Chelsea next summer for £15m.

Yep.

They really are wasting a hell of a lot of money on the shittest players. I have never believed in religion but as each day goes by I really think there must be someone up there trying to keep me happy

Looking at some of our past transfers we are definitely victims!

He must surely have some idea or at least advisors who would tell him its just not going to happen. You would certainly like to think so, but this was probably a very tentative enquiry rather than an offer of any description. If I can find her number I am gonna give Cheryl Tweedy a call and see if she fancies an affair if I promise not to tell Ashley, about as much chance

He must surely have some idea or at least advisors who would tell him its just not going to happen.

I prefer more fast packed action than the heavyweight technical (about 4 punches thrown in the fight) stuff.

Better than The Verve