Gejon

Love Stevie in these threads, It's like having a hard as fuck older brother

If you can't watch us then don't, but if you don't watch don't comment like you are doing right now. Shitdrew is what the mackems call him btw, just saying.

We just misplace far too many easy passes, that's not down to formation but lazyness iyam. We are more responsible for breaking down our own attacks than the opposition half the time. It's not a case of them putting in excellent interceptions, It's us playing balls that are 60/40 in the oppositions favour. Maybe the players are demotivated, maybe challenging for a CL place has put them above their stations but whatever it is something needs to be done by Pardew and the coaches because as said, it is happening far too much and is such a ridiculous problem to have, It's the passing equivalent of a foul throw but it happens half a dozen times per game.

Nothing there can be argued against

I'm such a bamp I don't what what half of that even is

Agreed, not sure why anyone ever takes what managers say in interviews seriously, unless he is talking about an injured player you should ignore everything.

Killer Joe - Was brilliant, I love a proper messed up character.

Ramage looks so old with his Movember tash

J69 really covering himself in glory here

I have to say there are about 12 people from work who play badminton and they are the least sporty bunch of people you could ever imagine. I thought it was okay when I played it at school but from memory there wasn't a great deal of movement (which is probably why the colleagues mentioned play it).

Happy birthday x

You see players level with him, a yard away from him, a good few yards away from him then two players in the box giving him now chance to do anything, takes them both out of the games and a goal which should never beat a keeper.

Calm down there Mary

Going to guess @yourhomemove is a venture set up by a fairly recent youth player that didn't make it.

More cheesy puns.

I'm practically a pimp. Honestly if all men were as good looking as me, well, we would probably have far more lesbian pornography to sample.

That's what I try and tell them, that or 'honestly, this is the first time THAT has happned!'.

Really wasn't looking for sympathy forums are just a good place to get things off your chest without getting into trouble Had some rocky moments with the missus but I am really happy now, I have just always liked a bit of attention from women on the odd occasion it comes and as long as it remains above board

I would have been sending flirty texts glance or not tbf

Problem is, I love a good old flirt so will flirt with anyone who isn't going to take it for more than it is (for example, the more mature ladies in the office, my ex's gay friends who knew my orientation etc..). It escalates very quickly from a bit of a laugh to 'shit, what is actually happening here' I have to say I don't have the highest opinion of myself so when I get a bit of attention I grab it with both hands, not literally, well...

There is a lass at the gym I see all the time, tonight I only trained the first half but sat out the next as I have an injury and she just sat with me and we chatted for ages. She is married etc.. so you know you can be a bit cheeky without any seriousness being taken. She did the random question about my missus without knowing I had a missus thing. Earlier she did some weird thing with her phone where she wouldn't show me a text (she is almost a stranger for as much as we know each other so I am not going to be looking at her texts), towards the end we were talking about that text thing and she said 'I don't mind, you can have my number', I honestly said I didn't want it but she told me anyway, it's quite an easy number to remember but she kept testing me to see if I had remembered. When we left I sent her a jokey text vaguely based on something we had spoken about before (I know, my fault) and we have been testing since. Still I thought it was quite harmless, she knows my situation, I know hers but it's got to a point where a line has been crossed and she texts a hell of a lot. Basically I am in a position where 6 hours ago I had no worries, now I have worries about dodgy texts coming through when I am with the missus and awkwardness at the gym. [/Dawsons creek]

I have a annual habit of getting myself into trouble by flirting, I am there again. I won't lie, I do feel a little proud of it (I am a man) but also not sure how it has come about.

Born Killers.

It's a world exclusive man, woman, man!!!11