Gejon

Yeah THEY got him banned Bit distasteful for you to steal his catchphrases though.

Suarez is a good player, playing in this league. That probably puts him right up their list even if there are better players they could get for that sort of money. Like an early Chelsea where they were trying to hoard all the half decent/not that good but purple patch players. Their forward line is probably worth more than most squads as it is, wouldn't be surprised if they chucked Suarez in their as well. My only hope would be he never got a game so I wouldn't have to see that smarmy, cheating twat again.

Leazes back?

No, for being a miserable prick.

I clicked on the link for that story and the first photo - http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/manchester-city-want-liverpools-luis-1436239?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter Now I'm not going to pretend I haven't loved some detestable players who have pulled on our shirt but how any fan, Liverpool or not, can look at that picture and honestly say they don't want to punch that tosser a number of times is a massive liar.

I think he is just pointing out how much of a miserable twat you are

Scored better.

Yeah we really need to cut down on the amount of forwards we have in this squad

Perfect woman, I would marry her and because I am such a modern man I would take her surname.

Jesus Christ I can only assume CT has gotten to you. and as for never making it, the lad is what 20? and barely had any first team football, no run of games either. Far too early to be writing him off. Same with Anita. We have had a handful of 'poor' players written off the last few years who have gone on to be key players, Colo certainly got a fair amount of stick in his first season.

The Exorcist - I remember it being fairly scary but these films are just funny these days, saw the Omen recently and although not as funny I still couldn't take it remotely seriously. I blame better special effects/The Scary Movie franchise.

The Cabin in the Woods - Not bad, bit weird.

Thought Ferguson did okay today tbh, put in a couple of decent crosses and worked his arse off, often stopping attacks from them

Well that was really shit.

Nah didn't look in tbf.

Shola on Cisse off, probably makes sense tbh.

What an absolute twat, the only reason he would be the most fouled player is because he has tricked enough refs. Obviously he does get fouled because he is that type of player but nowhere near as much as he goes down.

and the player was standing right in front of him at that moment, was supposed to kick it through him or something

Ben Arfa had absolutely no chance to cross when the commentator pintpointed the moment either ffs

Ref has been absolutely shocking, as has our passing in the final third. We have been doing it a while now but a lot of our players think they are world class, just lazy, sloppy passes they just assume will get to a Newcastle shirt and more often than not it doesn't. Our through balls are just as bad, far too heavy either taking our attacker far too wide or just not giving them a chance at all. We are wasting so many good opportunities and it affects us a lot more than long balls. They really need to switch on, get their head out of the arses and concentrate instead of just guessing it will get to the man because they are so brilliant. We have created a few chances mind, just getting no luck/poor finishing. One of these commentators is blatantly a West Ham fan to. He is getting far too frustrated with them to not have any emotional attachment.

It's clear there is going to be as much 'something is fishy here' as there is cover ups.

Overrated, ugly, tosser.

Thought I was dieing this morning, woke up to my chest violently beating, so much so it looked like someone was in there trying to get out. When I started to wake up properly I realised it was just a muscle spasm but fucking hell that was scary, I thought my heart was going to explode.

Can't wrap my head around that at all Edit: about how he improved us. The relegation bit is hilarious though.

That's spot on actually