Gejon

I quite like Nickelback

Or just turn up on time on the day, they'll have enough of them. Well yeah a normal person would do that but even if you weren't normal and wanted to be the first to get one you really don't have to turn up 3 days before

He really is. Proper knacked.

That's what I was wondering, sounded a bit match.com to America

LiterallyJamie Not Jamie Redknapp Unconfirmed reports emerging from Tynecastle that Neil Lennon's attacker was his long-suffering postman.

The thing that doesn't make sense is no-one else will camp out so why not do it the night before, or even turn up an hour before the shop opens?

Fucking hell

Not untill yuo've started a We might finish above Arsenal thread me lad. Gonna go for Man U and blow you right out of the water!

he could be talking about you

you're also the most prominent poster from Newcastle Online, hence your nomination Fair enough

Definitely this.

I'm the most deluded (overly positive about everything) fucker on here

Went to the gym at 7am then 5pm, Jimmy Nails me (that doesn't sound at all dodgy does it?).

Tbf you stood by him during the dark days on NO when people were just coming into that thread to laugh at you. Oh how I laughed when he went for over £20m

That James Milner wasn't shit

Moi?? cheeky git! Actually I am in the kitchen LOL I have a desk out here with my PC on Equal rights and all that.

I've already said alright

Lamine Diatta Played 9 minutes. That's it Someone mentioned him and I didn't have a clue, took a while for my brain to click.

I can't even remember his name but we signed a defender a couple of years back who I don't think ever played. Someone mentioned him the other day but I have forgotten his name already, he might have been Senegalese..? Well you did say "you forgot about".

Good effort!

Bummers - Someone mentioned it on here, heads and volleys until you have let in so many goals then you have to bend over and get the ball pelted at you by everyone else playing. Next round less goals till 'bummers' and it would move a step closer until you get a step away and one fucker would just kick you up the arse by 'accident'. Played it in the 5 a side goals over the road, this kid bent over in from of the goal and by accident I caught the top of his head and he headbutted the crossbar, blood pissing out of his nose Also Milking.

All sounds about right to me.