Lazarus

If Martins was white Gemmill would be all loved up - FACT!

make sure your ordering the dvd and not the vcd! Aye your right, the DVD seems to be a fiver. What's the delivery charge? http://www.dddhouse.com/v3/help.php?id=2

make sure your ordering the dvd and not the vcd!

Once upon a time, the bible was taken to be literal. Now, its stories are metaphorical. What will it be in the future?

http://www.cinematical.com/2007/09/04/the-...rs-are-no-more/

Ive just found out theres a wife in my office got a reserved car parking space cos shes too fucking fat! A reserved place is for senior members of staff or those who are disabled and have a letter from their doctors that states they have difficulty walking. and thats fair enough tbh. but to get one cos your retaining too many pasties???? taking the piss i think.

Anyone know what this beastie is? Its about 3 inches long and was sunning itself in the back garden earlier.

Ive heard several rumours that an american hedge fund was looking to buy abramovich out.

Just bought the god delusion.

One of the greatest scenes in cinema history

1408 - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0450385/ Actually pretty good.

I'd say butt was the only true holding midfielder in the entire squad.

Coincidence? - http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?showtopic=15779 I think not!

Is she tied to your bed spongeberb?

Anyway - how do spiders 'prout'?

I bet this one goes like a steam train anarl....

Good lord indeed....

Pah!

R.I.P.

Bloke on the far right is about to burst into tears

The clue is in the opening 2 lines Then why is everyone jizzing themselves? i dont get it.