Lazarus

i managed to get out of mine when i was called up about 3 years ago.

is that ok for you spongy ?

Arsenal jizzfest finally runs out of cum.

she is detatchable

thats the arse fucked.

Racialist tbh.

So what by the anti nowhere league So fucking what! Well I've been to Hastings And I've been to Brighton I've been to Eastbourne too So what, so what Well I've been here And I've been there And I've been every fucking where So what, so what So what, so what you boring little cunt Well who cares, who cares what you do Who cares, who cares about you You, you, you Well I've sucked sweets And I've sucked rock And I've even sucked an old man's cock So what, so what Well I've fucked a sheep And I've fucked a goat I've had my cock right down its throat So what, so what So what, so what you boring little cunt Well who cares, who cares what you do Who cares, who cares about you You, you, you, you Well I've drunk that And I've drunk this And I've spewed up on a pint of piss So what, so what And I've had scag I've had speed I've jacked up until I bleed So what, so what So what, so what you boring little cunt Well who cares, who cares what you do Who cares, who cares about you You, you, you, you Well I've had crabs And I've had lice And I've had the pox and that ain't nice So what, so what Well I've fucked this And I've fucked that And I've even fucked a schoolgirl's crack So what, so what So what, so what you boring little cunt Who cares, who cares about you Who cares, who cares about you You, you, you, you....

put it towards a real doll http://www.realdoll.com/intro.asp

tell him you love him and take him back

a fleshlight

heres the buggers http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/15-V-RARE-TRANSPAREN...1QQcmdZViewItem

i remember those ! deffo not the usual panini type - they were a kinda stiff, thin, transparant plastic iirc. these are the panini sets for mexico 86 - http://search.ebay.co.uk/search/search.dll...prclo=&saprchi=

Is being placed 'in' administration the same as being placed 'under' administration? http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/europe/4985738.stm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Figging

i heard he's a former barca player

Kimba - without a doubt.

viana the next lampard ?

http://www.sexuploader.com/?d=3U4JURDN http://rapidshare.de/files/143686/severina_vuckovic.wmv.html

dont see any reason why owen cant have the number 9 shirt

That's 'cause he's a good player. 136810[/snapback] but not a good defensive midfielder

Joe visits a brothel one night in desperation after not having gotten any action over for about a year. Being unemployed did'nt help as money was always short. He walks into the brothel and ask the guy in charge at the counter " do you have any girl's who do it on cheaply ". What the fuck do you mean the guy behind the counter growls ". "Well I only have 2 dollars and I haven't had any sex for over a year." The guy behind the counter begins to feel sorry for him and say's, "Ok then theres one up in the attic room, not much of a mover but for 2 dollars it's better than nothing. Oh and by the way you must not, I repeat must not, suck her tits. " "Ok" Joe agrees. So Joe's on top getting on with the job of screwing her and think's to himself, "Christ the guy downstairs was right, she doesnt move much though she had one huge pair of tits", not wanting to spoil a good thing he resists the temptation and goes about his business. As Joe leaves the brothel he asks if he can come back later to the same girl for the same price and is told 'sure' he can visit her as often as he wants. Great he thinks, so he is back every second night screwing the girl in the attic room but is reminded each time that on no terms must he suck her tits. After about 5 weeks had passed one night he was on the job and the temptation was too great seeing these lovely tits and not being able to restrain himself, he said to himself, " Oh fuck it I'm having a nibble" and puts his lips over her nipple and begins to suck like a baby when he gets a load of white coarse stuff in his mouth. Enraged, Joe runs downstairs and pukes this stuff all over the guy behind the counter and yells "What the fuck is this? I sucked her tits and got a mouthful of rice!!" The guy behind the counter calmly replied, "That's not rice Joe, it's maggots, she's been dead for the past 6 weeks".

its actually recommended that you do just that every 6 months or so. You should invest in a separate hdd for your OS and keep everything else on another hdd. ive got a 36bg sata raptor and two 250gb hdd's. 136441[/snapback] How much of that is just for your porn though, Laz? 136468[/snapback] jusst one of the 250's