Lazarus

anyone seen that film 'kinsey' where the porvort gets a stiffy and comes in like 10 seconds gives a demonstration as well

BASTARD

go buy a chicken and leave on the kitchen bench to 'mature' til friday then tuck in

http://www.thatvideosite.com/clear/index.php check oot the following vids skanking 800 lbs man free running building jumper guy gets demolished by a race car big balls shitting while running (quite topical i thought) 299kph motorcycle

girls have accidents as well

another issue is that of flow. when you first start slashing the flow is quite strong and you adjust your aim to compensate. however - at the end of a slash the flow becomes much weaker and therefore it can be difficult to maintain an accurate vector into the lavvy.

i just adblocked it with firefox - as i do with all ads on sites i frequent.

1. What do you call a chav in a box? innit. 2. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted 3. What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe. 4. What do you call a chav on fire? Blazin' 5. Why are Chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs 6. What do you call a Chav-ette in a white tracksuit? The bride. 7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him? It might be your bike. 8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut? One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut. 9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night? "What you lookin' at?" 10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box? Paint go-faster stripes on it. 11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving? The police 12. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's? A liar. 13. What do you say to a chav with a job? Can I have a Big Mac please. 14. What do you say to a chav in a suit? Will the defendant please stand 15. What do you call a knife in chav-ville? Exhibit A 16. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame? A Nova seats 5 17. What do you call a 30 year old chav-ette? Granny. 18. How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb? One, they'll screw anything. 19. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river? A start. 20. How many chavs does it take to clean a floor? None, "That's some uvver bleeders job innit." 21. Why did the chav take a shower? He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's window in the car wash. 22. Why did the Chav cross the road? To start a fight with a random stranger for absolutely no reason whatsoever. 23. What do you call a Chav at college? The cleaner. 24. Two chavs jump off beachy head, who wins? Society.

eh? celebrities??? never fooking heard of em

i once had a bit of a frolick at the hilton in sheffield with some bird. she worked on the railways and gave me her whistle when we parted.

aye they have - bastards

just in case anyone missed it http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/03/31/ebay_box_sale/ read the questions

The only decent song they've done tbh. Though my taste doesn't count.. the next 3 gigs I'm going to are Take That, Bryan Adams and Whitesnake. 113290[/snapback] thats a total cheesefest

my advice would be not to leave it until a month beforehand to start training.

i thought it was pretty good meself

that wasnt you in the central station who pushed that wheelie bin thing onto the tracks was it

all my best friends are metalheads

As Alex is when reminded there still are more posters than he has hairs on his heed ... 113148[/snapback] nowt wrong in being follically challenged

You love me really. You all do. This place was dull until I showed up, it's now a beehive of activity. The NUFC forum has never been busier. 112866[/snapback] thats cos this thread shouldve been in the general forum

thats a bit of a mouthfull

i'm gonna post you comments on NO under the thread title - "judas"

He didn't win the Champions League. I know.... 112656[/snapback] i thought youd been caught out there

two words for you squire double dragon.

I heard that after she gave birth he was given the choice of saving his wife and letting the bairn die or saving the bairn and letting his wife die. Anyone know if this true?