Lazarus

Holly Willoughby =

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/10484/the-to...ts-of-all-time/

well their not getting another penny off me. very melodramatic i know but they can fuck right off.

Amatuers. their fucking amatuers! absolutely shambolic

Same

its just as well we havnt been playing in europe - what a farce that would have been!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retain_and_transfer_system Basically meant a player could be 'retained' by his club when his contract was up and they didnt have to pay him any wages if a transfer request had handed in by a player. i wasnt aware it was one of our very own players who took the club to the highcourt in order to argue that the 'retain' part was unfair. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Eastham

nope

like shite, you finished it

That's different if that's the case. I was thinking of that scene from Oldboy The Koreans do eat live squid though, don't they? yeah i think so the movement is caused by pouring salt on the muscles causing them the spasm.

why does gemmill ordering partridge not surprise me? fucking partridge!

the squid is dead by the way

banned from entering the uk?

ive just nearly wet meself at this

Lawnmower Deth iirc they had a song called 'its a lot less bovver with a hovver' or something similar

are you two on the wind up? there are no curry houses?

http://themondaysupplement.co.uk/sport/new...back-in-us-row/

http://themondaysupplement.co.uk/breaking-...ague-plans7645/

here you are

read the fup