TheMoog

... and Hearts is bigger than the Spuds?? Lol

As if

Stopped reading at that point because I knew it was a lie.

Lol, I was under the impression this 'Webster' ruling really was just a joke about Jonas' spiderman antics Seeing as it's true though, I'd think Mallorca won't get anywhere with their complaints - and even if they did they won't get anywhere near their valuation of the player.

You've got to love how the papers are so obsessed with us, even when they can't get any information out of the club itself. It'd be nice if Ashley turned round and sued them for printing false stories, just to get at them even more.

Remind me again, who is he? And is he any good?

That's exactly it, if we could sack him but keep hold of his registration that would help matters a lot - why should someone else get him on a free and us lose out?

Skysports I'm not surprised Dabo got a slap to be honest, he doesn't know when to keep his mouth shut imo (I'm not defending what Barton did but there's no need to whinge about it). Personally I don't like this whole let's have a go at Newcastle mularky, you know fine well that even if we did sack Barton any number of clubs would be waiting in the wings to sign him up on a free and we'd lose out for nothing, and nobody would say a thing about whichever new club signed him up having a lack of morals.

I can see Joey Barton joining in the goal celebrations with a pair of those Hulk Gloves...

All we need now is The Hulk in goal, Ironman in defense and the Silver Surfer up front! Quality

If it was true then we really have slipped in to being a small-time has-been of a club, on the other hand it's probably a load of media stirred up nonsense, making things up because they're getting nothing from any 'insiders'.

To be fair if anyone needs ditching it's Torres with his ever increasing amount of shite posts Speaking of shite ... Hi armchair! You're still sore at my Toblerone jibe aren't you?

To be fair if anyone needs ditching it's Torres with his ever increasing amount of shite posts

As a Kraut named after some Spanish mong I can see you're going to be in a quandry over this one. Congrats! On having 2 identities, both bitter, underachieving, low-class, racist scum ... at least you`re consistent! I`d rather be a kraut or a Spainish mong anyday ... at least I`d have a team in the final ... hahahahah! You had to edit that and it's still one of the most pathetic posts I've ever read. How on earth someone who attempts to associate themselves with Liverpool can accuse someone of being "low class" I have no idea. Because all you`re posts regularly contain racist jibes and smack of someone who has no status, style or class whatsoever. Regardless of which identity you use on here, you come across as a real scumbag. A letdown to you`re club and country. You two are dirtbags. Pipe down son. Stand by every word. Racists cunts like you have no place in the modern game. Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't the Spaniards some of the most racist people in football? Certainly their fans are, as is their national side's head coach (allegedly). Does that make it ok for cunts like him (stevie or W I ... or whatever he calls himself) to be racist in his posts? Like fuck it does! ... there are idiots in Spain too. You are incredibly over-sensitive. I have not been racist, you're crying because I used the term "Kraut" which I consider perfectly acceptable. He just argues for the sake of it, he can dish it out but can't take it. Besides, if it's okay for him to make personal attacks I don't see what he's whinging about. Same old Torres really, pointless posts.

As a Kraut named after some Spanish mong I can see you're going to be in a quandry over this one. Congrats! On having 2 identities, both bitter, underachieving, low-class, racist scum ... at least you`re consistent! I`d rather be a kraut or a Spainish mong anyday ... at least I`d have a team in the final ... hahahahah! You had to edit that and it's still one of the most pathetic posts I've ever read. How on earth someone who attempts to associate themselves with Liverpool can accuse someone of being "low class" I have no idea. Because all you`re posts regularly contain racist jibes and smack of someone who has no status, style or class whatsoever. Regardless of which identity you use on here, you come across as a real scumbag. A letdown to you`re club and country. You two are dirtbags. Pipe down son. Stand by every word. Racists cunts like you have no place in the modern game. Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't the Spaniards some of the most racist people in football? Certainly their fans are, as is their national side's head coach (allegedly).

As a Kraut named after some Spanish mong I can see you're going to be in a quandry over this one. Congrats! On having 2 identities, both bitter, underachieving, low-class, racist scum ... at least you`re consistent! I`d rather be a kraut or a Spainish mong anyday ... at least I`d have a team in the final ... hahahahah! You had to edit that and it's still one of the most pathetic posts I've ever read. How on earth someone who attempts to associate themselves with Liverpool can accuse someone of being "low class" I have no idea. Because all you`re posts regularly contain racist jibes and smack of someone who has no status, style or class whatsoever. Regardless of which identity you use on here, you come across as a real scumbag. A letdown to you`re club and country. You two are dirtbags. Pipe down son. You know what's strange? Torres is only a fairly recent member and he's already coming close to my post count - even though supposedly he's a Liverpool fan... I mean, he seems to spend more time on here than I do and he's not even a Newcastle United fan.

As a Kraut named after some Spanish mong I can see you're going to be in a quandry over this one. Congrats! On having 2 identities, both bitter, underachieving, low-class, racist scum ... at least you`re consistent! I`d rather be a kraut or a Spainish mong anyday ... at least I`d have a team in the final ... hahahahah! You had to edit that and it's still one of the most pathetic posts I've ever read. How on earth someone who attempts to associate themselves with Liverpool can accuse someone of being "low class" I have no idea. Because all you`re posts regularly contain racist jibes and smack of someone who has no status, style or class whatsoever. Regardless of which identity you use on here, you come across as a real scumbag. A letdown to you`re club and country. You two are dirtbags. Hehe, pot calling the kettle black there methinks. I'm going to go for Jormans, I'd rather they won because I don't like the Spanish.

As a Kraut named after some Spanish mong I can see you're going to be in a quandry over this one. Congrats! On having 2 identities, both bitter, underachieving, low-class, racist scum ... at least you`re consistent! I`d rather be a kraut or a Spainish mong anyday ... at least I`d have a team in the final ... hahahahah! He's Swiss though isn't he?...

there's no fire without smoke, or is the cat fully bound and gagged in that sack? As Han Solo would say "... I've got a bad feeling about this".

£9m bid rejected. Liverpool are off their heads. Knocking back a £2M profit from a lad who hardly gets a start? Hardly got a start and still managed 11 goals. He`s at least worth 12 mil, if we don`t get it we should hang on to him for a season. Villa won`t get 20 mil for Barry. We`ll get him for 15. Won't he go on a free then if he's only got a year left? Hmm, £9m in the hand now for a player who doesn't start OR keep him for another year as a sub and get nothing for him... that doesn't exactly make sound business sense.

Impressive squealing there Veruca Salt. Get a fucking grip on yourself I take it you're excited then? I'm taking the ridiculous step of waiting to see how things turn out before I decide either way That's fair enough, but you've got to admit it doesn't look good at the current point in time.

Impressive squealing there Veruca Salt. Get a fucking grip on yourself I take it you're excited then?

Fuck me I'm fed up and completely under-whelmed by Ashley's 'vision' of Newcastle right now, I know he's ironed out the financial side of things but christ on a bike I'm feeling like we're a million miles away from the top teams and it doesn't feel like that's going to change any time soon. Maybe I'm just on a downer today but after what's starting to feel like a false dawn when the Shepherd era ended and Ashley took over I'm left wondering if there really is any hope of us getting back to the glory days.

A complete and utter cunt. That is all.

Slow and too similar to Taylor in that he needs someone with him to keep him on track during a match... putting them two together would likely be a big mistake imo... I suppose we could use him as backup to Taylor partnering Faye but I'm not convinced that would be a priority signing for us.