TheMoog

See, worse than my previous effort and I got my name changed to 'Armchair Penis' for that... which incidentally was pretty funny ... Geordie Penis

It's in remission thankfully, hope it stays away.

Poor persecuted peoples that they are...

Reminds me of a bird I had the misfortune to knob many, many years ago

yeah, okaaay.

This another 'blip'? Poxy bollocks

Not being able to land our targets has been the story of the past ten transfer windows tbh Aye its just M'Bia, Ebondo, Johnson all over again. But then I would question if Ashley etc really want to sign them or the plan all along is to appear that we are. This. Indeed, it's a very convenient reoccuring theme with our transfer windows. Fatty either puts us up for sale or miraculously we don't seem to be able to get our 'targets'... smells a bit fishy to me.

Lol, I'm getting an image of Penelope Pitstop and the hooded Claw when you say that

I'd probably take Beckford over Harewood, though the Goomba does have a certain comedy look.

That makes no sense at all. How could you be taking more out of the club each month than is being generated? The only way would be to be making loans against the value of the club, putting the club further into debt. Of course that would be an incredibly ridiculous thing to do because if you intend to sell the club it would make it nigh on impossible to do, or if you intend to keep the club the costs of servicing the loans will be greatly in excess of any profits a wonderful businessman like Mike Ashley could make off that sort of capital. If he is somehow managing to take out 7 million each month, despite the fact that the club does not bring in profits like that each quarter (let-alone-month) then it's flat out not a 'profit' in any way shape or form and the statement is blatantly wrong. Im guessing here but I reckon the whole "£7m per month" is a bit of a red herring, like I say its a guess as I've not seen the allegations but Im betting that when it comes out then its averaged over a period of time, so if say it was the last year then the allegation would be that he'd taken £84m over the last 12 months = average of £7m per month. That makes more sense.

Both good points actually, I've got to admit I'm doubting that we're making a £7m profit a month BUT it wouldn't surprise me to hear that Fat Cunt was taking any money made straight out again and putting it in his back pocket. At the end of the day we have a large, parasitic problem bleeding the club dry and that doesn't look likely to change any time soon sadly.

You say it like you think Dekka or Fat Ash could give a monkeys about how they would appear to anyone, them fuckers would probably do it on purpose and copy each other in!

From today's Mirror: Fat, lying, odius cunt.

It's a common old birthday to have eh? have a good one guys

Nah, the £50m relates to the Trust having already raised as per Ja's post in the Yes We can thread. Stuff will be coming out over the next few days though about Ashley. My source is a good un and I believe its going to be big stuff. <drumroll> Does it involves monkeys launching a bid? I've not checked the main papers as of yet, think the mail's running a story about the fans getting £50m together so far though.

I first started to read up on evolution about 4 years ago, mainly so I could argue against creationists with confidence. Now though I find the whole subject absolutely fascinating and the timescales are probably the most mind-bogglling thing about it. Despite all the shit, I generally feel "proud" of how far our species has come in the last 10k years but even then as you say that's only 5% of our total time which is fuck all compared with the full total. I still expect us to be wiped out - whether by something we do or by nature which has proven before what a bastard it is - the only question is whether we escape the planet first. We need to get our ass to Mars

+1 +2 +3 (this could go on for some time...)

... 17 goals in 77 games? Pffft, big whoop.

Good luck TR, hope everything goes alright. ... hmm, I can't think of anyone to stick on the dead pool at the mo, I'll get back to it later.

:rolleyes: You got me... Nigella would have had a good site following that idea back in the day

If we're going for random questions like that then - I don't understand lesbians that try and look like blokes, surely that should deter other lesbians or they might as well fancy blokes?

If you season and brown quorn properly in the pan it can be really tasty. I don't get why veggies and vegans would want to eat Quorn or other imitation meat products... nothing against the stuff but surely the whole point of being a veggie or vegan is that you don't want to eat meat and are happy with vegetables instead?

QFT