Billy Whitehurst

Could not have put it better myself. He’s a proper sad case. Add Barney Ronay to that. His parents named him Barnaby, so he was already uo against it, but he doesn’t do himself any favours. Well, I assume he doesn’t, I can never get past the meandering drivel in his first paragraphs. Still, what a cunt. Barnaby for fucks sake, he should be writing about fencing or soggy biscuit competitions.

Expect them to get snapped up by GBNews soon.

I’m a huge fan of this new Spurs manager, I do hope they hold on to him.

What a fucking ping!!!

I doubt that would stop him, to be honest.

Hahaha, in my defence, I did say my only recollection was Mirandinha coming on.….

It was a boxing day match so, obviously, we didn’t win. My only recollection of the match was Mirandinha (he’s not from Argentina) getting subbed on.

Only Trippier and Bruno would get in their team. And the options off the bench - fuck me 🙈 We’re still about 5 or 6 transfer windows away from getting anywhere near their first XI, let alone their squad, but as a lot of people have mentioned, we competed. The Brazilian Billy Bunter was brilliant for them mind.

Good to see you avoiding the tourist traps and heading for those hidden gems off the beaten track…..

Aye, no wonder he typed it if he signs his name with a crayola.

Was just thinking the very same. What a welcome addition to the board. We’ve needed this since Wyki stopped telling us all his workplace tales of woe.

Hahaha. That wasn’t what I was getting at, I was genuinely interested. Not that I’ll be going anywhere near Covent Garden/Trafalgar Sq/Leicester Square like, fuck that.

Where have you reserved?

The Dolphin by Kings Cross is where the London supporters club go. I’ve never been like, looks horrific. Then again, I’m a miserable fucker who likes to sit down when in a pub.

Plain and boring but still Air Max 97s so you at least get some respect from fellow sad old men.

I’ve bought a few pair of customised Nike Internationalist from there. All hideous and all met with a look of utter disdain from my Mrs.

Must be a flash London mid life crisis bellend thing, as I bought a pair (and a pair of the silver ones) last week. Important to look like a proper twat when doing the school drop off.

Henri Saivet is probably still on the books so he may finally get a squad number.

Sloppy as fuck this.

I thought Game of Thrones was totally overrated. It was watchable but there were just too many characters with ridiculous names. I’m fairly sure it was aimed at teenagers. It would have benefitted by having the character names on the bottom of the screen whenever they appeared, a bit like football games on the Playstation. The last couple of seasons were just mental too, some change of place. Anyone mentioning it in the same breath as The Wire, The Sopranos and Breaking Bad should only be given restricted access to this thread.

Aye, I thought was superb. The chat between the two of them was brilliant.

They look like way too much hard work, the Atom is tough enough.

If you have a bit of dosh to throw at it, then I thoroughly recommend the Wattbike Atom. I bought one 18 months ago and it is superb. There are so many training programs on there and the bike resistance changes automatically. You also adjust the intensity to your fitness. I tend to do a 29 min HIIT program daily and it really does the job. Also, you’re less likely to pick up injuries, aches and pains etc than running, 5-a-side etc. It doesn’t take up too much space so I do it in front of the football, Netflix or whatever.

Severance is great, should be the first one you watch.

See page 305 of this thread as I can’t be fucked typing it all out again.