Billy Whitehurst

Can we all just agree that any sport that is a closed shop, and has teams called Miami Dolphins, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, St.Louis Sex Pests, and Washington Foreskins is a fucking stupid sport and get on with discussing what used to be a proper sport?

You lot don’t know you’re born. £1,800 per month for full time nursery where I am, utter madness and still another two and a half years before my youngest starts school.

I’m not sure what you’re trying achieve with this post other than being a total fucking arsehole?

Shit man, I’m so sorry to hear that. Please don’t let that haunt you, you did everything you could.

It blows my mind that Elizabeth II is head of state of Australia, New Zealand, Canada and half of the Caribbean. Have some self respect and get her to fuck. It annoys me that we still have her as head of state but at least she lives here.

So, I assume I was right to give El Gashico a miss?

The middle one is Timothy Spall. Judging on how accurate the others are, I’d say the bottom on is Ronnie Corbett.

Amen to that. I love the ‘human connection’ point, that’s Keegan all over.

Why would any clothing brand want that boring cunt as their ambassador? The clobber looks snidey as fuck.

If we’re doing predictions. We won’t score, Leeds will, Shelvey and Hendrick will be absolutely lifting. Will I fuck be watching that shite.

Best thread title so far. They should put that on the gates of St James’ Park.

Was that genuinely not given as a penalty?

This reminds me of Billy Connolly’s gag about how, for years, he used to think that Partick were called Partick Thistle Nil.

Marvellous stuff, a great opening track to one of my favourite albums. I think I’ll skip the second half and listen to Dubnobasswithmyheadman instead.

I can’t bring myself to watch it. However, if it’s full of irredeemable cunts then they at least got that bit right.

Yeah, we definitely need a crèche where the under 40s can talk about tamagotchis, Drake, twerking and whatnot.

Still though, something to tell the grandkids.

Just sit back and enjoy it lads, that last goal was tremendous, an absolute comedy of errors. With the obvious exception of goalie, we’ve been absolutely abysmal in every single department, on and off the pitch.

Can anyone tell me what the opposite of gegenpress is?

Much much lower, the people in prominent positions are either liars, evil, corrupt, or toadies. Most of them are combination of all of these things. Johnson, Gove, Raab, Patel, Sunak, Truss, Jenrick, Rees-Mogg, Shapps, Lewis, Francois, Braverman - I would never tire of punching every single one of these in the face. Then you have your walk on turns like Redwood, Duncan-Smith, Fabricant, Jenkins, that bloke who likes upskirting and that weird young bloke from Mansfield (who’s name escapes me). There are countless others who are as equally abhorrent. It blows my mind just how many people can vote for these bastards and still sleep at night.

It’s all so pointless that there is no point in getting too heavily invested into it. So long as Ashley owns us, it really doesn’t matter what league we are in.

That sounds positive mate. As others have said, if it helps, then please don’t hesitate to share your problems. These are shit times so we’re all looking out for each other. Obviously, once Covid is over, we’ll all go back to being snidey fuckers!

They’re really nice. I’ve been a Stan Smith man for years but I’ve noticed the youngsters at work starting to wear them on a Friday, and that is putting me off. They should stick to those Weeezey hovercraft looking monstrosities, posted earlier in thread, and leave Stan Smiths for us middle aged bastards. It’s tantamount to cultural appropriation.

I ordered a couple of things today and, before buying, got a notification that the courier would contact me separately to arrange for the payment of 2.5% customs duties of the total cost as it was above £135. I did two separate orders instead as neither item was greater than £135.

The video is from a behind the scenes documentary called “Les Yeux Dans Les Bleus” which is well worth a watch if you can find it with subtitles. It’s on Dailymotion but without subtitles.