Smooth Operator

I know a lass who used to go out with him. Anyone got any other fascinating anecdotes to add? 59542[/snapback] This would be a good time to tell my "Tino playing the bongos in a pair of white Y-Fronts story"......but I've told it before. 59544[/snapback] Do tell.........

Is this torrentspy free?

Rosicky is pure class, a fantastic footballer, I wouldn't say it would be totally unrealistic for us to sign him, he's stuck around a bankrupt Dortmund for the last few years. I heard Arsenal were after him a while ago, surprised he's not gone anywhere yet like. One things for sure if he's still with Dortmund when the World Cup comes around we'll have no chance of getting him.

I'd have Stevie Watson back here in a heartbeat! He tried to chat my sister up in a gym, she said she didn't do ginger's!

The shit they churn out nowadays is.......... well........ shit! But the stuff pre-ego explosion (e.g. "The Edge ffs"!?) is good.

Is this a new competition I'm not aware of? Is it something similar to the Anglo-Italian Cup?

Aye it reeks of bullshit, the little Irish mincer is a proper wanker anyway hope he has left the show. At least now when i'm forced to watch it it's one less fudgepacker to have to put up with. Cue Pete Waterman!

Does that mean he won't be on Saturday's show then? If so what are they gonna do? I'm asking for wor lass by the way.

Do they let you keep your whippet in the bar?

Sounds like we drink in the same bars Al, i'll look out for the old Grandad in the corner next time i'm in one of them. Usually get into the Forth & Head of Steam on a Friday/Saturday and hit Tilley's after the match, one of my best mates is seeing the owners daughter, you'd think he might be able to get a few free drinks.... does he fuck! The Tyne and the Cluny a bit less often, same with the Trent but still good bars like, especially the Tyne.

Get knocked back by the bouncers at the weekend did you?

Aye I've got him in the celebrity deathmatch game we play at work, stand to pocket 25 quid when he snuffs it, gonna replace him with Glitter!

I was pleasantly surprised by the Long Bar. The Forth plays some good stuff on a Friday night, have you been to the Tyne, down by the Ouseburn? Cracking little bar, you'll usually find Wacky on the karaoke machine of a Friday night, saying that he'll be there everyday now the dole scum!

I've always imagined SO to have a similar pair of specs tbh. 59182[/snapback] He guzzles chocolate bars like him i know that much, I've seen it with my own eyes 59185[/snapback] I admit I'm partial to a bar of chocolate after lunch, i like the odd biscuit too but it's nowt excessive and my new 34" jeans are getting slacker by the day! You have to eat well before you go round to Wacky's cos you get nowt there, jobless bastard wont even give you a cuppa!

I've always imagined SO to have a similar pair of specs tbh. 59182[/snapback] I've got 20/20 son, only thing i have in common with that lump of lard is hair colour. Speaking of fat fuckers, walked into work this morning, must have been about 50 yards behind this massive wife, she had about 20 foot to go before getting to the doors, i got there first and as i past her she was struggling to breath, and had propped her arm up against a post trying to catch her breath, i looked round at her to be greeted my a thick,course female beard! It's terrible what hormones can do to a woman!

Woah woah, I'm 13 and a half stone and 6 foot tall, last time I checked I was in the right height to weight bracket, how do you explain being 12 and a half stone and only 4 foot 7"? 59158[/snapback] 6' tall, yes in a pair of your lasses high heels, and as for the 13 and a half stone 59171[/snapback] I'm just stating facts from my lofty position! My new Ikea scales are spot on! You still keep in touch with Dennis Wise from the Dwarves Convention?

Did you make a hash of the brown?

Woah woah, I'm 13 and a half stone and 6 foot tall, last time I checked I was in the right height to weight bracket, how do you explain being 12 and a half stone and only 4 foot 7"?

There's calls for the bringing back the death penalty, these cunts are prime candidates.

Aye that's what i would've done.........er me names Wacky Jnr, I live in the Byker Wall with wor lass and her lesbian lover.

If criminals can pay fines back at the rate of a pound a week then law abiding citizens should therefore be able to pay the cost of a over priced train ticket back at a similar rate.

Offering to pay them in installments is a winner i reckon, I got a grant back in the day when i went to Uni, i came back after a couple of months cos it was hell on earth, but i'd blown the grand they gave me to cover my rent for the year. So they wanted the majority of it back, which i obviously didn't have a penny of! So i offered to pay them in installments, to which the Council agreed to and they even let me choose how much i pay back per week, so being cheeky cunt i offered to pay a fiver a week to which they agreed to nee bother!

Nice to see you're on the ball! I posted a thread about this a few weeks ago!

At least you seem to be coming to terms with your little man status!

It's like someone said in a previous thread i think, the toon has loads of good bars but the clubs are shite! Sea is shite, well apart from the time i bumped into Jakki Degg there one night and she gave me oral pleasure in the bogs!