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Whoa! I've just started getting a funny noise when I turn my steering wheel to the right too. I'm taking it to the garage tomorrow because it's worryingly lout. Sort of a clunky grinding noise. 58550[/snapback] Let me know what they say about the noise, mine's stopped now and i'm putting it doen to the frezzing weather for now!

The place is shite but the fanny is immence! Same with Tiger Tiger!

I bet that you look good underneath the dancefloor! Doesn't have the same ring to it!

Missed last night's, anything interesting happen? Has that alcoholic gone back in yet? Or has Kimberley go her wabs out yet?

Is it defintely coming from the wheels? If so it could be the suspension ball-joints. If it's coming from further towards the engine bay then it might be the steering rack on it's way out, either job is not that expensive... Then again I ain't heard the noise so it could bw something completely different and more expensive.... 57958[/snapback] It seems to have stopped now, it was defo the wheels, getting new brake pads soon so i'll get them to have a look to see if it owt needs attending to. Bastard Lexus dealers take your eyes out, might take a trip to Kwik Fit! 57968[/snapback] Well i hope your lass is paying as it is her car, after all Shoafer i believe is the correct term for you my friend. 57999[/snapback] See your schooling was of the highest order then eh!? Chauffeur is the word I think you're looking for!

That Kimberley Davies & Jenny Frost would get the sword nee bother! Bit disappointed with Sheree Murphy, not as nice as i recall from her Dale days! Did you see David Dickinson wife on last night!? Looks the spitting double of the big black lass David Walliams plays in Little Britain!

Is it defintely coming from the wheels? If so it could be the suspension ball-joints. If it's coming from further towards the engine bay then it might be the steering rack on it's way out, either job is not that expensive... Then again I ain't heard the noise so it could bw something completely different and more expensive.... 57958[/snapback] It seems to have stopped now, it was defo the wheels, getting new brake pads soon so i'll get them to have a look to see if it owt needs attending to. Bastard Lexus dealers take your eyes out, might take a trip to Kwik Fit!

There is a few pubs you can watch it in for free, and normal prices for pints!

Speak for yourself tbh. I think it's fucking great. . 57747[/snapback] Well im sorry you dont feel the same. I am truely sad that hes gone, and I will be sad when Sherar retires. Its always a disappointment to lose great players, ones who you know put in performances game after game and are true footballers, lions if you may - who hate to lose and who speak their mind. 57764[/snapback] What's with all this sentimental bullshit, there's a fair few Toon fans think Big Al should never had changed his mind! And Keane has left Man U, it's not as if he's hanging up his boots! He'll be up at Celtic I reckon til the end of the season and then if Eire still need a manager he might be tempted into that job.

It was on here. I said it was bullshit, although I admitted I'd be delighted to be proven wrong. And I was! I meant to apologise but I forgot until you mentioned it there. 57736[/snapback] And the reliable source was actually wor lass! Usually the shite she spouts isn't worth repeating like but fair play she excelled herself with this one!

Contradiction tbh.

And this reliable source is? I remember posting (can't remember if it was on here or Super Simon Woods forum) something my reliable source heard Shepard say on a train to London about how they were gonna buy Owen and i got laughed out of town, then low and behold we got him a week later!

...........Roy Keane has left Man U by "mutual consent"! Where now for the former Cobh Rambler?

Aye, you get headphones and a screen on a big lever you can position wherever you want. When i had a operation on my cruciate ligament a couple of years ago i was on a ward with 6 blokes, we had a poxy telly stuck up a height, i asked if it was alright if i watched the golf, all but 1 said aye, the other said he didn't want to watch golf, so i said there's a telly in the day room you can watch, seeing as he was able to get around in his wheelchair and i wasn't allowed to get out of bed. So he muttered some abuse as he left the room. Anyway later that might the Devil's Advocate was on and we were all watching it on the ward, it came to the sex scene and this lad rushed out the room declaring that he couldn't watch it! We all pissed ourselves. He came back in after 10 minutes and asked if he could turn it over, we all said no cos we were in the middle of watching it, and 1 bloke was paricularly cruel, he said "if you can get your crippled scots arse out of your wheelchair then i'd like to see you reach the telly!" Bearing in mind the tv was way up a height and the poor lad had had his leg amputated a few weeks ago this was a little harsh i thought! I was just visiting by the way, wasn't the patient.

It's a bedside tv service thing you can get when your in hospital. You buy a card, slot it in and can choose from 20 different channels, use the internet, phone and listen to the radio. Good idea like, thought the company would be making money like no-one's business but apparently not!

Sounds like your bearings which in turn sounds like £300 to me, should have bought a volvo v40 57570[/snapback] No disrespect but i'll wait wait until someone with a driving licence posts there idea's of what might be wrong before i take the word of a passenger!

Aye her Wizard's Sleeve isn't what it used to be like!

Don't know if it's just cos of the cold and cos the roads are icy but everytime i turn my steering wheel there is a worrying squeaking noise coming from my front wheels. Any idea's what might be wrong?

Oh well, any idea what they are under investigation for?

Wish i was the clever bastard who thought of this little invention! Anyone used it yet? Was in the hospital last week and had a blast, £3.50 for a days worth of telly and the radio's free, only problem was there was a charva in the next bed couldn't afford the tv so had the radio blasting all day. Bet the bloke in charge of this is a millionaire now.

Seems to be the general concensus in the office too, some bits were well funny (e.g. Vicky Pollard) and some bits were too long and too predictable.

Aye you've been used to brown rings for years. As for your lass, there was a strong smell of kippers in the room last time i was round, and i know you haven't started fishing again!

My sister's best mate used to do a bit of modelling, anyway one day I dropped her off at the Glass Centre for a job she was doing, thought i'd stick around and have a gander. So i was taking in the culture ( ) and looked up at a sculpture only to see this lasses undercarriage, she was on the roof in a tiny skirt. I had a cracking view, a group of lads soon cottoned on to what i was looking at and for the next 10 minutes we all had our own game of pocket billiards!

Easy tiger, you're just jealous cos you can't go on your jollies since the busy's wont release your passport since the Corner House was tourched!

Fuck off! 57442[/snapback] Mincey mincey mincer. So during your time in the gay area, er i mean bay area, did you have a dabble with the brown paint?