Smooth Operator

Whos that in your ava now SO? You pick some truly rank photos, lad! 60777[/snapback] It's Fergie from the Black Eyed Pea's when she pissed herself on stage. I'd still do her like. What other rank photo's have I had like? Don't say Jakki Degg. 60788[/snapback] You had one with some bloke with his foot up some lasses foo! .........and Jakki Dreggs of course 60790[/snapback] Just a snap from my family album, I can accept Bridget thinking it's rank but not you surely, you big girls blouse! Jessica Simpson a man's face, what the fuck?

Whos that in your ava now SO? You pick some truly rank photos, lad! 60777[/snapback] It's Fergie from the Black Eyed Pea's when she pissed herself on stage. I'd still do her like. What other rank photo's have I had like? Don't say Jakki Degg.

Adios Bestie, one of the truly great players ever to grace the game. R.I.P

On a similar theme there's a couple of dykes work in my place who were collared flicking each others beans in the ladies bogs a while back. It's a strange scenario, one's about 6 stone and 5 foot and the other is about 26 stone and 6 foot 4", the lighter of the 2 plays the bloke. Anyway they were sussed cos they were constantly going off to the bogs together to shack their lettuce's. One day a colleague went in 5 minutes after them and heard a few groans of pleasure that can on ly be voiced throught the joy of bean flicking, she waited around and low and behold the carpet munchers emerged from the same cubicle 5 minutes later. Their punishment - an oral warning!

Aye, HTL is his self-loathing alter-ego. Renton is Terry Mac tbh 60362[/snapback] I've got you down as a yes man type, agrees with everyone, say a John Carver

No i was fucking my manager who was just a normal duty manager, this was the big boss. 60344[/snapback] I guessed this was a different lass like 60347[/snapback] Well worked out! 60353[/snapback] It was a lass then? 60354[/snapback] Well she had an opening down below, although it was always clothes on shagging from behind over a desk!

Dyer reading? Just doesn't add up. I reckon Souness is Howaythelads, bit tasty, wants to fight everyone?

No i was fucking my manager who was just a normal duty manager, this was the big boss. 60344[/snapback] I guessed this was a different lass like 60347[/snapback] Well worked out!

No i was fucking my manager who was just a normal duty manager, this was the big boss.

We used to call the general manager at the hotel I used to work at Vinegar Tits, she couldn't raise a smile for nowt, no matter how funny the situation/gag was. Miserable twat! Good story from my time there was when a lad from the Leisure club was leaving after 9 years there to join the Police, he had this big flag which for some reason (i never knew why) had some significance to him, so everyone signed this big flag and left a farewell message. It was hung up in the restaurant when we did his presentation, the general manager was reading a few of the messages to him and her face was a picture when she came across mine stuck in the bottom left corner. It read "Fuck off pig, we can't go two's up on the female guests in the jacuzzi now!" So from this she deduced that it must have been a night shift worker as that was the only time this sort of activity would have been able to have happened, she spent the next 2 weeks interviewing members of staff to find out who had defaced the flag. The lad it was for thought it was funny as fuck like, but she wasn't interested in that. Anyway she never caught me, miserable vingar breasted mare!

Bridget will be along shortly I'm sure 60146[/snapback] Fuck that miserable muppet! 60267[/snapback] Some of the one liners on here are priceless. ........some of them are fucking dreadful an all like! 60274[/snapback] Vinegar tits is yet to be matched tbh. 60277[/snapback] Aye it's a damning insult of which I have found in my experience there is no retort.

Well it looks like George will slip away some time this evening, I for one will be down the club to have a pint of Best in respect of the great man, after I've polished off my dinner of Liver and Onions. Safe passage Bestie.

Bridget will be along shortly I'm sure 60146[/snapback] Fuck that miserable muppet!

Best camel toe I ever did see!

Too right in my view, it's ok for us to pile on a bit of timber but as soon as they start to tip the scales past 10 stone they need kicking into touch!

I had you down as more of a Spuggy tbh. 60132[/snapback] You seem to have gotten me confused with Wacky Jnr, Spuggy was small and ginger was she not? I rest my case!

Them bastards Ant & Dec have done well for themselves no doubt, but it's always funny as fuck how they get roundly booed everytime they come to their sacred St James'! And to think I had an audition for the part of PJ in Byker Grove when i was a young un'!

Just had a Abercrombie & Fitch Boiler fitted at the weekend. Wor plumber said it was the latest in designer boilers, coincidently that's the same description Wacky uses of his lass. 59982[/snapback] Designer Boiler, who chose that? The Gaffa i take it. What next? Jimmy Choo cooker 60104[/snapback] Aye that's about right. She's got designs on a Versace strap-on!

It'll be a hotspot for single lads who can't pull (Refugess and Wacky), they'll hover about the entrance waiting for a young lass who has no control over herself, whisk them off to some dingy riverside retreat for 1 way sex! It was on the local news that it's publicly funded, so we're paying for it, they have asked the drink companies to contribute but suprisingly they've so far declined! Well i never.

They've opened up a sobering up centre on the Quayside for those who over indulge! FFS man, this money could be goin into schools or housing, so just cos some daft cunts can't handle their drink they can pop in and be sobered up and then taxi'd home when they are ok!

Just had a Abercrombie & Fitch Boiler fitted at the weekend. Wor plumber said it was the latest in designer boilers, coincidently that's the same description Wacky uses of his lass.

Some of the idea's though are pure shite, like the wife the other week who'd ordered over 100,000 pairs of knickers with various names printed on them from a factory in India at 60p a pair and planned to sell them for £3.99 a pair, only problem was if the millionaire's didn't give her what she wanted then she was in a pickle with the Indians, predictably the water works soon started as the horrible reality of the situation dawned on the stupid bint! Women and business don't mix!

I caught it last week, some shite idea's and tehn a belta one to finish the show. A bloke had an idea to provide a wireless internet connection at all the marina's around the UK. The so-called experts were creaming themselves, thefemale expert practcally had her fingers down her knickers flicking her bean! Anyway 2 experts put there money together and wanted 40% of his business for 150k, she then offered the same monet for 38% of the business, he made the wise choice of going with the 2 blokes who he managedt o negotiate a deal to get 1% back from each should he reach his intended target for subscribers in the first year. Bet it turns into a multi-million business once it goes global. Now i've typed this all out i'm alsmost certain i've posted this in another thread on the same subject, oh well it's works time and money i'm wasting not mine!

I'm just imagining Renton on platform 1 at Central Station in nowt but a pair of leather chaps singing "I wanna travel by G-N-E-R" to the tune of the YMCA!

All the metro's were late and some were replaced by a bus service this morning, don't know what had happened at Central Station though. My monies of some daft mackem bastard taking a journey into real city and not properly"standing clear of the doors please"!