Smooth Operator

There's an old wife at work who wears one to hide her leather neck and there's more and more smart lasses wearing them so unless love bites are in vogue I'm assuming they are for extra warmth as it's fucking brass the day.

I never said I wanted to wear on tbf but I've noticed more and more lasses wearing them and had always had them down as a fashion no-no.

How come it's suddenly ok for lasses to wear them but not for blokes. Back in the day Meenzer used to sport a pink polo neck, should've seen the signs tbh!

Aye why? Which league you play in? I play in the CCL Sunday League. Real football for real men. None of this 5 a side shit Good question! Only just started playing for this new team, think it's the Cramlington Sunday League but it covers teams from Gosforth up to Morpeth.

You could have just asked can I fuck my dad's uncles son!

I know of an employee whose been on full pay for 2 years and is sat at home with his feet up after his office was closed and he was so stressed cos he loved the buidling so much!! FFS.

Aye why?

Aye this AO is holed up in a hotel with 24 hour protection from kidnappers wanting to access the disks!! He's on full pay as well apparently, would love to know if his manager, their manager and the head of whatever dept. are still at work! Fucking disgrace if he's sacked imo.

Wasn't the same ref that did the Scotland - Italy game was it? Talk about unjust decisions, kid got sin-binned in a recent 5-a-side tournament final for the other team, I was in net. Anyway the door to get back onto the pitch was next to my goal at the corner of the pitch and after his 2 minutes are up he's waved back on by the ref while we have just had an attack, all our outfield players are committed forward so their keeper throws it long to this lad whose literally just stepped onto the pitch and he scores on a 1 on 1 against me to win!! Nearly caused a fucking riot!!

I like how the chief of HMRC has resigned, Alastair Darling is under pressure to resign and the member of staff will be getting their performance bonus at the end of the month!!

Your sidekick numpty_codurham will be accusing you of being a bamp mind! What's next, shopping at Netto/Lidl/Aldi??

Fixed your post. Aye if you live in places like Benwell, Walker or Heaton etc.... there are parts of Tyneside which are quite reserved you know. I live in Heaton and frequent Byker & Walker quite often and I'm yet to be abused, you lot must look like easy targets tbh You use your height to your advantage tbf.

Jesus Wept, a proud day for Civil Servants!

Hatton to knock the fucka out in the 7th round! And break 3 of the twats ribs and puncture a lung for good measure! Come on Ricky son!!

Your photos are much better than the one's in todays chron, they are asking as well for anyone with photos to send them in, if you're not already all over this you need to be Pease, might be a nice little earner. Although you do run the risk of perhaps putting yourself in the frame!! I want 20% of any earnings mind!

The only person I can see benefitting from this is Wacky, would be like a 42" plasma in his hand.

I hate soulless music where a talent has been given a good song to sing. I like my musicians / singers to have more artistic input if not have written the song themselves. Don't get me wrong I do too, what I'm saying in this case is that her voice is so good and this particular is so good that even people like me who would normally detest this kind of music with a passion actually like it.

Embarrasingly I think her new tune is a cracking song! Hate to admit it, I've always thought her voice was spot on just never thought she would ever get a song to match it. Although it's taken them the best part of 12 months to release owt.

I reckon we'll hammer Croatia personally, they are defo through and appear to be shit away from home. All depends on the team he picks mind.

I can't see the point when the screens are so small, same with Ipod video players, waste of time imo.

Are O2 giving away free laptops to people who take out there bb?

A hot bath.

Good lad.

Come on lads and lasses, enlighten me!

You my friend are going straight to hell.