Smooth Operator

For me it would be a Nursing home care assistant - couldn't wipe old people's arses for any amount of money. Closely followed by a gay porn star, or should that be the other way around?

Had some dealings this morning with a Ron Gadgie!! Class, he was a proper radgie-gadgie an all!!

It's no CYE like.

Not really the best way to keep me on your side for the next time you shit yourself and beg to have all your posts deleted cos your lass is on the warpath again now is it? Tis no longer an issue my friend, your services are no longer required so you can get back to wanking Winnie off! Was work not wor lass anyway son.

spill the beans then, im blissfully unaware the reasoning behind his winnie avatar I'm waiting for the big man to explain himself, by connection I just mean his avatar always seems to feature Winnie The Pooh. By initial thoughts are that he's an overgrown peado who entices kids into his flat with promises Winnie The Pooh teddies and all the honey they can handle.

You want to get her to the head doctors quick sharp imo.

It's always worried me when I've seen people at work with various Disney themed shit on their desk, one lass here has the entire cast of Winnie The Pooh on her desk, bet she's the sort who buys her fucking clothes from the Disney Store too. And I've just made the connection with Peasepud and Winnie the Pooh - wha the fuck is all that about then son? My only conclusion is that these sorts are struggling to get to grips with adult life and are comforting themselves with their favourite Disney characters from their childhoods to get through life. Fucking losers.

Blatantly getting no punani! Should have lifted him by his ball bag tbh Who the busies?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7130860.stm Attempted "Happy Slapping" apparently. Clarkson wasn't taking any shit though, good on him. Would love some charva twats to try it with me. Good excuse to release a bit of pent up anger!!

One for business one for pleasure!

Nice!

Sole reason we used to walk past Central High Girls School on the way home! Although we had to drop Meenzer off first as he cramped our style and was simply far too gay back in the day! I bet he was like the kid who is the stylist in School of Rock back then. Back on topic though, i used to think a fizzy arse was what you got after 10 pints and too many peanuts until i met that posh lass. Stylist suggests he has some sort of style, Meenzer is the very opposite of stylish. A horrendous blunder being a fag-hag! How he has the audacity to go to G.A.Y on a regular basis is beyond me!

Sole reason we used to walk past Central High Girls School on the way home! Although we had to drop Meenzer off first as he cramped our style and was simply far too gay back in the day!

Lasses just pooping out of bushes throwing the lips on you all the time, I bet. What can I say? I can't help it! But seriously, it was more just that I was taken completely by surprise the first few times. Surprise kisses are nice. But yet suprise sex is frowned upon. It's not rape if you shout 'surprise'. I've never understood that. Why does warning a girl of your actions suddenly mean she's consenting to them? As for my first kiss, I was 13, it was with a tubby girl who had a load of experience and she was lovely. She then proceeded to dump me the week before Valentine's Day and asked me out again the following week. Hmm... That's the dictonary definition for cruelty surely? Relationships at that age don't count. I was recently contacted by a lass on facebook who I finished when we were 14 by getting my mates to tell her she wasn't cool enough for me!! She was ginga after all. We had a good laugh about it then alarmingly she reeled off my list of teenage lovers from start to finish!!! Was there all night!! Aye, all double-barrelled names thats why, you silver spoon ponce! Posh fanny is dirty fanny - fact. Usually only took half a glass of pimms to get them on their backs.

Lasses just pooping out of bushes throwing the lips on you all the time, I bet. What can I say? I can't help it! But seriously, it was more just that I was taken completely by surprise the first few times. Surprise kisses are nice. But yet suprise sex is frowned upon. It's not rape if you shout 'surprise'. I've never understood that. Why does warning a girl of your actions suddenly mean she's consenting to them? As for my first kiss, I was 13, it was with a tubby girl who had a load of experience and she was lovely. She then proceeded to dump me the week before Valentine's Day and asked me out again the following week. Hmm... That's the dictonary definition for cruelty surely? Relationships at that age don't count. I was recently contacted by a lass on facebook who I finished when we were 14 by getting my mates to tell her she wasn't cool enough for me!! She was ginga after all. We had a good laugh about it then alarmingly she reeled off my list of teenage lovers from start to finish!!! Was there all night!!

It means.....you're listening to the voice of the big bad city, this is jam hot, this is jam hot. Obviously.

Apology accepted and thanks for getting your act together! Found the Sony one for 479 at Curry's. The Acer one seems to have disappeared off the face of the net so my hand may well be forced into getting the Sony. Although I've just seen a Compaq for 399 with the same spec. Compaq doesn't appeal to me though, no real reason behind that tho. Fuckin hate buying shit like this, and the never ending to and froing between what to get!!

Yeah thats mint thanks but it doesn't answer my question now does it!

If you were a true Andre fan you'd know it was Insania!

I'm still trying to get over the fact Catmag is a mod. FFS We've seen in the sperm donor thread what women do when they are left to their own devices. Lessons need to be learned.

Are Sony better than Acer? Tesco's have got a Sony Vaio with a duo-core processor and 2gb memory for 499 whilst Asda have a Acer with the same processor and memory for 399. Thought Vaio's were the daddy and it looks class so is the extra 100 snots warranted?

Yeah what about it!? I was his Sixer in the cubs, took a right diva fit when I didn't promote him to Seconder!!

No worries, just have to go back to wor lass . where did this gay rumour start anyway? What rumour? That Meenzer's a shirt-lifter? It's 100% true, confirmed by the mincer himself ages ago. PM him if you want confirmation, I'm sure he'll be happy to show you what he gets up to.

Bad news mate, Meenzer's stinkhole is like the M25 at rush hour til next Xmas!

To be fair Leazes, it's difficult to legislate (literally) for something like this. If he had done it officially through the HFEA he would have been legally protected - that's the problem, it is now accepted that you have no protection in terms of plain common sense. The CSA is a prime example of this attitude. Like any other revenue collecting organisation the CSA has targets to meet!! My advice to him is to try for some access through legal channels (the courts hate the idea of queers and kids living together) then his payments would reduce, so he could afford to have kids with his new partner. Which then would also reduce his payments even more!! Sounds like the bed-rock for a beautiful father-son relationship. Aye bairn'll probably turn out bent anyway, not worth the risk!