Smooth Operator

Happy Birthday bum boy!

Apart from Plasma's being a tad more exspensive what's the difference?

Ive no idea how freaky looking your sprog looks but as you asked so nicely I'm willing to vote (never know when i might need a favour back in return eh!) done! Good lad.

I'm sure "I've got gastric 'flu" could be worked into that somewhere. Any wet farts yet btw? No thank god, had 3 shit's already though today and my sphincter is just warming up.

Every cough I make, every fart I break, I'll soon be following through..... to the tune of the Police's I'll be missing you.

Suggest he spends his time penning his autobiography. Chapter 1 - Had retard wannabe rock star son, life in terms of any enjoyment ended.

I fart. What's all that about? Surely I'm not losing control of my bodily functions pre thirties?

What you shit on yourself?

Come on you complete set of bastards, get voting!!

Bald man in pulling shocker!

Surely an internet hardman would threaten people? Charver tendencies? Is that because I litter my posts with expletitives due to lack of vocabulary? According to one of The Queen's bultler's in his book, she swears twice in every sentence. I don't claim to be someone I'm not, and I don't say anything on here I wouldn't say in real life. Wacky Junior from Walker had it right. Heaton, I got out the hood years ago Aye, you can take the short arsed, dwarf-like, ginger mulleted numpty out of Walker but you can take the Walker out of the short arsed, dwarf-like, ginger mulleted numpty!

Was gonna come and borrow your Burberry get up pre-photoshoot but didn't have the time. Your miniature man sizes would be just about a perfect fit for her!

Woah woah, the lasses were bankers for votes or so I thought, was even gonna pm you and catmag the photo to ensure your votes!!!

Is CYB on tv now? Remember watching it late night a few years ago and it was class. Mates got a few series on DVD that I was watching the other night. The speakerphone incident with his agents parents was funny as fuck imo.

??? Do you mean what do you win? £250 of Eldon Square vouchers I think.

If plenty of people vote then we I mean she'll have a good chance!! It's blatently a competition between parents as to who can get most people to vote!

I considered putting the link up like but thought the majority would have access to a chronicle. Alls you need to do is text ECTOT 086 to 84080, the space between ECTOT & 086 is imperative!!

The bairn is on page 27 of the pull out in today's Chronicle, 2nd row down 3 in from the right! Code 086! Texts are only 25p so get voting you bunch of skinflints! If she wins I'll buy you all a drink!!

Which club? Needs to be out the door in Jan imo.

I prefer to platt mine rather than trimming them.

Just done an interesting piece of work showing that: 75% of 1 day sick absenses took place on a Monday or a Friday 71% of 2 day sick absenses began on a Thursday 68% of 3 day sick absenses began on a Wednesday Long weekend syndrome is alive and well in the DWP! And as an aside, 100% of Wacky's sick leave was proven bullshit.

And the Sopranos I asked you for?

Just downloading it now. Although as it's a true story bit gutted I already know the story of Lucas. Best show I've seen for a while Jonito the bandito, you won't be dissapointed Got it copy, spread the joy, might even bring Long way round and Hostel back for you.

Is it the 40" Bravia which is on offer at the minute? Because if it is you've nee chance of getting one. As far as I know you don't need to pay to join. Nah it was a Phillips 40" one, any left? Nee idea. I only knew about the Bravia because there was a huge waiting list for them. Probably best off ringing up and asking if they've got any in. Let me know what they say, cheers. You work there don't you? What happened to customer service? Is it still at Washington, just of the A1 after the services?

Is it the 40" Bravia which is on offer at the minute? Because if it is you've nee chance of getting one. As far as I know you don't need to pay to join. Nah it was a Phillips 40" one, any left? Nee idea. I only knew about the Bravia because there was a huge waiting list for them. Probably best off ringing up and asking if they've got any in. Let me know what they say, cheers.