Smooth Operator

Beverley C Craven anyone?

+3's were shit, this is where it was at: Fucking class, I've still got my ZX Spectrum, in full working order too!!

Heard he was holding on until he resolved his dispute with Kanye West over Kanye depicting him in one of his video's. He's got the ripers touch at the minute has Kanye, first his mother, and then Knievel so soon after their settlement. RIP anyway, used to ride my BMX about prentening to be him!

Now now lads, deep down J69 is a canny lad man and I'm sure his bride to be has spent many an hour trying to get deep enough to discover that he's only 99% prick and 1% alreet. Needless to say percentages aren't her stong point, along with sight, character judgement and decision making. I think what I'm saying here overall is that she's not fucking piss-wise!!

Can't pick between Leona, Shania or Mariah!!

It's my mates birthday on Sat and he's having a party, we are planning to stay up all night to watch the Ricky Hatton fight but he hasn't got sky so does anyone know of a 24 hour pub that's likely to have it on?

Martin stop trying to sense out any new meat. I see Smooth Operator got there first anyway. Poor lad will have an inbox overflowing with cock pics before long. Standard procedure! Enjoy!!

Never use "laters" again and we'll get along fine!

Yes they do!! I've always wanted a Samsung one but this is less than half the price of a Samsung!!

Do they do it in the 37" version?

You should have grabbed them by their cauliflower ears, they hate that!

Me! Was there 2 years, like a safe haven for homos, thats why SMO is still mincing around there and thats why I bailed out as it was only matter of time before one of them tried to punch my doughnut. 2 years? Weren't busting a gut to leave then were you? Not really, I was on the sick on full pay for most of that You've got to respect Wacky for all the wrong reasons. Love the fact SMO's running the gauntlet of male arse pinching all day an all. It's a cock-a-minute in my place man, love it!

Wacky is prime suspect in the Corner House blaze and this hotel one more recently.

You get to know all the ins and outs, all the scandal and are ahead of the game on the issues that matter. And if you are as high up as me you can do the hiring and the firing!!

Allardyce is 55 isn't he, here's hoping!!

I work in HR and couldn't agree more with this. Although the Pension Service give their staff a huge 6 minutes toilet time!

5am December 8th.

Be far more impressive if a fighter stayed understated then beat the opponent, exactly what I see Hatton doing tbh. All the hype and bigging himself up only makes him look more of a knob when he picks himself (tries to) up off the canvas in round 7. Can get 18/1 on a Hatton win in the 7th/8th/9th!

I've only heard of four of those artists and none of the songs. But R-Kelly is a genius. Thinking we need some sort of filter when new members join that denies them loggin on if they state alligiance to such terrible "artists".

Is that what you done when you were working overtime with the two belt buckles at the weekend QFT

Drop your drawers bend over on the chair and exclaim, "You can poke me in my stinkhole for a few extra dollars"! Sorted!!

Would rather inject cyanide into my bell-end than see that drug-addled wanker tbh! Seeing your dead from your receding hairline down SMO, it's not as if injecting cyanide into your bell-end is going to result in much. Still can't believe Kate Moss is willing to bump uglies with Doherty. It's the ninth wonder of the world How the fuck do you know about that?

Would rather inject cyanide into my bell-end than see that drug-addled wanker tbh!

aaah. You don't want to wear one, but you want the right to wear one! Well I respect your decision not to wear one, but I would die for your right to wear one. Your committment to the cause is highly respected at my end. Would you feel the same about my right to wank in public? I want the right to do it but not necessarily do it.