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Based on zero evidence, aye OK 🙄 Your RW obsession would lead me to believe you already do smoke crack, a wee bit too much at that.

Look man, no-one is disputing an upgraded RW would be good, but from a priority perspective CB is streets ahead, not only for now but for the very near future (because our current 2 best ones are all but codgers)

Read that back again and tell me how that is anywhere near great at the heart of our defence, and you go on continuously about RW where we have a choice of Murphy/Miggy/Gordon/Barnes. From where I'm sat the latter is a much healthier position. Could be better, sure, but it's not desperate and in comparison to CB it's great.

Their out of possession work might just do that, you know, the bit no-one (apart from Eddie) ever mentions. When we do (and we will) upgrade RW it's be someone who's more dynamic going forward than those 2 and as workaholic going backwards. Who that is, I have no idea, but I bet the club have an eye on him.

That wasn't a negotiation it was a corrupt hun-heist

He's worth whatever we're prepared to pay and on that, I'll bow to the judgement of those whose careers rest on such decisions.

Palace don't want to sell, they won't have named a price, they'll have rejected bids, it's up to us to make them an offer they can't refuse. The journo's are the only one's stating numbers.

No-one wins a negotiation, if it concludes with agreement and both sides are happy i.e. it's a draw.

Same fans on Twitter last year WHY HAVEN'T WE SIGNED DIABY AND KALVIN-PHILLIPS

I rest my case m'lud

Some of those CB's are not true CB's and are worse at being CB than Murphy/Miggy are at being RW'ers, 2 of them are getting decidedly old

He talked about short termism (not doing something now that you'll regret later) and player acquisitions not fucking up future ability to improve/trade.

He never said that at all. He was asked could we get a CB and a RW, he said "probably not, no" that's not a definitive" absolutely not", it's certainly not a "we haven't got the money" either, it's more of an "unlikely. but not impossible". Could be any number of factors, including the players we'd want not being available.

Can’t allow a full GICA for that post I’m afraid, you undermined it by implying credence to the orange rapist with the final sentence.

Read Gemmill’s post above, apart from the last Trumpy line.

This 👆 They don’t want to sell him, but they’ll have a price, we haven’t reached that yet.

Shit, better not play him in any games then. If as a team you want to progress in a competition, you’ll play your best available team that you think can win the game. Christ, we haven’t even played our game yet, it could be academic.

He’s their player until he’s not. I’d get the cup tied angst if it was a CL qualifier which would rule him out of the whole competition (if we were in it), but the Carabao cup, nah !

Steady on Craig, we were obviously only looking to sign him for this years assault on the Carabao cup and we are not interested in him because he can potentially be our starting CB for the next 5-7 years.

He’s gone ain’t he ??

Good luck Rents, you may find the following phrase helpful in preparing your presentation while on holiday: ”Havio youio gotio Microsoftio Powerio pointio muchacho?”