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The krieg obviously wasn't blitzy enough.

Not sure if he should have a n, j or sp in front of his name 🤔

No idea tbh

Fuck around. find out

Why today, I mean there's nothing else going on.

Aesop wrote his defence.

just noticed there are two different litter shots. Shiny crisp packets, white trainers and joggers tucked into socks and paper bags with shoes and jeans but only one “oh yes” marra. 🤔

so that’s why they did the litter shot in the subway

The Times today: (could easily have been a Mackem in the SoL)

Not before time, looks like some longer range kit for Ukraine

Happy Arrestmas Eve as some are calling it

Their players hardly set an example mind, they idolised that Sewer Kev

Baring any more injuries, Big Joe in for ASM, otherwise same team as v the scabs for me.

Every team has a cunt quota, Jambo’s no different. We’ve got Grimes and Hancock FFS.

Steps in when the hard work is done, he’s the board Roosevelt

It's so he can hide all the cutlery he's nicked, the Scouse cunt.

I think ASM has just found himself further down the pecking order. If he's not carrying a knock I have no idea what's wrong with him.

We don't demand a team that wins, we want a team that tries. These lads do that all game long.

Pointed him out to the Mrs during his pre match interview, every ten seconds later for the duration she was saying "he doesn't blink, look he doesn't blink, how doesn't he blink" and repeat 😂

Newcastle don't choke

Good ball won by Murphy to release Willock. Murphy > ASM who looks like he's running in treacle