Toonpack

I suspect those who’ve plead guilty have done so on lawyers advice, look mate you are bang to rights here, plead guilty get 12-18 months less, either way you’re going to jail.

This is an excellent thread (long) on the law in this area

These “long” sentences are actually reduced sentences because they plead guilty which reduces the tariff. Any who are pleading not guilty and go to trial, if found guilty, will be looking at way longer for same offences. They remanded everyone in the 2011 riots and same happening here, quite rightly IMO.

Yet.

Not when the tide is in.

I hope he says the last part AFTER he’s done the first part.

Ah! It’s the wife's fault, how silly of me, I should have known

Useless welsh sheep shagging bastards 🙄

How wide’s the doorway ?? Competent folks plan the whole job.

American style fridge freezer with ice dispenser is the answer (if it will fit through the door onviously)

Fuck me 😂😂😂😂😂

Fit posh patio twat P.S. Ice

In what world is claiming you haven’t put a power tool up your chuff considered to be something worthy of comment, it’s akin to seeking plaudits for not sticking a fork in your eye.

Oooh French doors, look at me, look at me, posh patio cunt is in town.

In fairness, I’m not sure there are any idiots guides on YouTube on how to resolve “I bought something too big for where it needs to go”.

they’ll just sell themselves couple of dozen seats in the directors box at £50mill a pop

Payslips are for those who are not RETIRED (or are called HMHM)

I was in IT delivering multi million $$ global projects, the diy was a nice diversion. And it was nice doing something myself rather than telling someone else to do their shit.

So did I, but I enjoy doing something challenging and different to the day job.

Taking the frame out ! that’d be a tad excessive to free up 15mm IMO and aye your into plastering after, and that is a specialist art.

Never, honestly, I am a member of the “measure twice, cut once” club who uses the right tools for the job, I also know/understand what I can’t/couldn’t do.

I’m pretty sure, indeed I KNOW, you are wrong (in my case anyway) I can’t comment on laying tarmac though, that’d need Ewerk

I hate paying anyone to do anything I could do myself.

*The arrogance of those who can accomplish minor tasks like real men.

Must admit, I’m with Ewerk on this one. Who the fuck doesn’t have the necessary tools on hand to trim a wee bit of timber.