Toonpack

When I worked for an offshore engineering company (deep sea ship shit) the servers on the vessels were forever falling over, nine times out of ten it was always porn, gig upon gig upon gig of porn, no-one ever got sacked "there'd be no-one left" I was told. We'll tell the Captain to sort his men's shit out, they never did. Somewhere out in the ocean there is an iceberg sized homogenised mass of jiz riddled tissues floating about.

Had a better qualification record than England until 98 I believe.

Still got my 78 shirt somewhere.

Shame Desmon Tutu's dead, he'd have had some ideas for how we train.

No offence taken mate, none at all 👍

I can asure you you're not, neither am I (yet).

Sadly I can 😔🙁

And yet you're bald !!

Apropos of nothing - Met his son with his mates when I was away with my mates in 1976, his mates said he (Eric) was as funny/mental around the house as he was on TV.

Little and Large, surely !!!

Or perhaps

Maybe Microsoft would notice the non-renewal of an Excel licence.

Let's face it mate, no-one would miss an accountant, would anyone even realise they'd gone 🤷‍♂️

A fucking lookalike !!!! Where's my image rights !!!!!!

Think I can cope mate 👍

Mate of 40+ years' Mrs was always fit as fuck (in all senses of the word) got hammered by Covid in 2020, suffered with long covid for months, but got better eventually. Sunday sat on the sofa with her two dogs, massive brain hemorrhage, machines turned off Wednesday, she died last night. Early 50's. Fuck me!. Not in the best of fettles 😔

No-one thought Tonali would leave last year either (well except one person).

Let those WITHOUT HAIR not cast the first stone.

Nothing quote, basically asked would you return to Italy (he's not going to say no, is he when he's asked when on international duty) so it's basically "never say never, but not now". You're as bad as the clickbait cunts spinning it as "worrying Tonali comments", I get that you are desperate to recover from your proclamation last year that he was going back to Italy, but this is a real stretch.

FYP

The clubs cuntometer is obviously broken. Either that, or they've realised they can fit him and Dazzler on a single seat

Fuck off, Stig

He's taking TBD ?????

Gan on Jim

I believe we'd always been interested and has been said Bayern looked nailed on, but when they pissed about with their derisory (scouse like) bids I thought we made the enquiry along the lines of "we'd pay your price, is the player interested" a price which was pretty widely reported as what they'd want.